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DJ SKEZ = Tom Smykowski (pg. 2)
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| yukii |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
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fail |
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| leph555 |
| so i guess what you were saying is that the joke is above my head? |
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| Tom Smykowski |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Oh that's right, I forgot. It's DJ_Alfi :stongue:
How's your ass doing? Anyone stab you in it lately? |
OK, you little bitch, I've had enough of your bull. You have pissed me off for the last time. You are going to learn how to shut the up, because when I'm done with your ass, you won't be able to speak. I'm going to you up so bad your grandmother will roll over in her grave. I've warned you before, yet you continued to be a worthless pile of towards me and all of my friends. Now you're going down, head. Shut the up or it will be your last breath before you join the graveyard next to your grandmother. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| is this one of those random TA mental breakdowns like winston had earlier? |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tom Smykowski
OK, you little bitch, I've had enough of your bull. You have pissed me off for the last time. You are going to learn how to shut the up, because when I'm done with your ass, you won't be able to speak. I'm going to you up so bad your grandmother will roll over in her grave. I've warned you before, yet you continued to be a worthless pile of towards me and all of my friends. Now you're going down, head. Shut the up or it will be your last breath before you join the graveyard next to your grandmother. |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tom Smykowski
OK, you little bitch, I've had enough of your bull. You have pissed me off for the last time. You are going to learn how to shut the up, because when I'm done with your ass, you won't be able to speak. I'm going to you up so bad your grandmother will roll over in her grave. I've warned you before, yet you continued to be a worthless pile of towards me and all of my friends. Now you're going down, head. Shut the up or it will be your last breath before you join the graveyard next to your grandmother. |
can i be your friend chubby cheeks? |
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| yukii |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I think you're jumping to conclusions. |
at least *I* got where you were going |
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| Tom Smykowski |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
is this one of those random TA mental breakdowns like winston had earlier? |
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. |
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| leph555 |
| you should write a book about your achievements |
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