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DJ SKEZ = Tom Smykowski (pg. 4)
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| kadomony |
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| Tom Smykowski |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
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there's a difference between jokes and taking it to another level. which you do consistantly. But it's Christmas. So Merry Christmas to you and your family. and after Christmas, choke on your mother's cock. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tom Smykowski
taking it to another level |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
at least *I* got where you were going |
WE ARE FRIENDS FOREVER |
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| Lews |
| What's going on? Dramaz? Real dramaz or fake dramaz? |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
What's going on? Dramaz? Real dramaz or fake dramaz? |
DJ_Alfi probably took acid again or something, he's merely posting on here to avoid another ass stabbing from the police. |
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| Slylee |
this person doesn't really interest me.
*edit* wait does he have a big cock?:gsmile: |
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| Tom Smykowski |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
this person doesn't really interest me.
*edit* wait does he have a big cock?:gsmile: |
see sig |
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| apple country |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tom Smykowski
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I think you're jumping to conclusions. |
Best post in the COR in a long ing time. I just lol'd so hard. :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by Tom Smykowski
[long post about M&Ms] |
You know how to copy/paste, good for you.  |
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| Tom Smykowski |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Best post in the COR in a long ing time. I just lol'd so hard. :stongue: |
Thanks. THe comment was actually my idea. This whole last couple of months have all been a carefully planned & executed plan by me and ygrene, all leading up to that joke. Good work Ygrene! I guess we did manage to solve the rubics cube after all :D
edit: OH NO YOU DI'NT!!?!?
ing poet******. Go serenade some little girl you ing . I'm going to go bust a nut in every vagina I see and ain't gonna stop till every woman you've ever looked at has had cum dribbling down her chin while pleading with me to stay. |
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