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Congratulations! Yukii Gets Engaged and Krypton Gets a BJ! (pg. 8)
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Congratulations Stephanie & Nathan! Really happy for you both!
Although, you do realise it's not official until it's been announced on your Facebook relationship status, right? :p |
Thanks Matt! :)
Hahaha, ahhh.. the world of facebook.. it's funny how some people find it more significant to change their status than the actual decision itself haha i've seen some sad facebook fails.
chimera/fledz- he did date an older woman for less than a month- & we've been together for a year.. there is absolutely no rush to marry, we don't plan on tying the knot until a minimum of 2+ years from now.. |
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| Fledz |
| So why do you need to get engaged? You could go through 3 or 4 more long term relationships in the next decade. How can you be so sure this is it at such a young age? |
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| Lira |
| Whoa, it's true then!? I'm so happy Yukii kissed his straw, congrats, Kryp!!! |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by barbina
am i the only one who thinks its weird to be engaged at 19?
congrats either way
but holy eff you're too young.
edit. not too young for bjs of course, but for marriage. |
i like to think of engagement as crowd control for a man. all you're really doing is putting the idea of marriage on the table. now if you're a poor man, you probably don't have a classy table cloth, maybe one of those vinyl tableclothes
let's break it down:
tablecloth = you
engagement = the table
everything around you = her
sometimes, some can spill on your table, and ruin your tablecloth, stain it and make it hard to get out. being a poor man with a vinyl tablecloth, spilling wine ect on the surface won't do much because brawny is a husky mountain man that can get rid of any problem. let's break it down once again:
tablecloth = you
spill = a quarrel between you two
everything else, whatever caused the spill = her/you
reason it can be either one of you two is because what if you have sweaty palms? you know how you put your hands down on a vinyl tablecloth and the cloth will bond with your sweat and make it seem like jizz has dried the area between palm and cloth? basically, this means, you could have started this problem yourself by being a dumb ass
basically breaking your promise of marriage as a vinyl tablecloth is very simple, because you're not the most successful person, and throwing a vinyl tablecloth away is simple, you can always get a replacement at the dollar store
NOW if you use one of those classy ass "for special occasion" tableclothes that stains easy, on a daily basis, you're sorta ed. 1, you've got a classy tablecloth because you're making decent bucks and have a steady job and career. 2, you've pampered her with goods, she won't let this slide easy. that stain is going to stay there, and you know much of a bitch getting a wine stain out of a tablecloth is. no one just throws a sick looking tablecloth out
tablecloth = you, with some money and a promise
stain = her bull on your canvas
table = your life, either you planned this out or you ed up, but you're either hoping a: she cleans the table and brings it back to its pristine factory condition b: she says it to the mess and just leaves
and i just blanked out. i'm high as a kite but this makes damn good sense to me |
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| Lira |
| Guys, guys, stay focused, this has nothing to do with the engagement! :mad: |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Guys, guys, stay focused, this has nothing to do with the engagement! :mad: |
well then, the blowjob simply stands for a super powerful stain removal agent. no worries krypton, continue as planned |
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| kadomony |
Ah so Yukii got engaged to an older woman that gave Krypton a BJ.
Congrats to you three! :) |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
Ah so Yukii got engaged to an older woman that gave Krypton a BJ.
Congrats to you three! :) |
:stongue: |
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| Wasa Wasa |
Even Jean-Luc would agree 19 is a tad early to get...
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| Krypton |
We'r not getting married. We'v simply decided on our intention to get married at some point in the future.
Thanks for the grats guys! |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
Lol, i love how the cor is so naive to the things i say, we've had oral sex since the beginning of our relationship- |
complete bollocks. |
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