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You're taking a deuce in a public restroom...
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| Lomeli |
and you run out of TP.
Yell for help? Use a sock? Brave the winds and hurry home?
What would you do? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| Happened to me last week. went to the cubicle next door (after texting my mate for the lulz). |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
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| Sushipunk |
| I'd probably just use my underwear as paper, then throw them away. Or just leave them in the bowl so the next guy that comes in is like "Wtf is this?" |
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| Ygrene |
| I scoot my butt across the floor as I learned from the family dog. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I scoot my butt across the floor as I learned from the family dog. |
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| rT19 |
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| Renzo |
I normally check beforehand. But if I forget, I use my underwear. If I decided to freeball that day, I grab a nearby baby and wipe my ass. If there is no baby around, I grab a dead monkey and wipe my ass. If all the monkeys in the restroom are alive, I call Stu and tell him to bring me some toilet paper. Once Stu gets there, I wipe my ass with his shirt instead.
Then I start a small fire and dance around it to celebrate a job well done. |
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| Theresa |
Being a girl, it's absolutely necessary that there is plenty of TP available no matter what. With that being said 99.9% of the time, I ensure that there is a sufficient supply before I choose a stall.
However, there was the .1% time that I didn't do this...
So, I sat there for about 10-15 minutes panicking and thinking "!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW?! I am such a ing idiot... why didn't I check!?!?"
Finally, after feeling satisfied that no one was coming in, pants around my knees... I waddled into the neighbouring stall and finished my business.
Thinking back on it, had someone walked in at that very moment, I think I would have probably wanted to die. Haha! |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
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| Lomeli |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Happened to me last week. went to the cubicle next door (after texting my mate for the lulz). |
Haha! That's awesome! :haha: |
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