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The most insulting you've ever been (pg. 2)
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| Arbiter |
Hmm, that's a tough question. It's not clear to me how best to quantify or compare degrees of insulting-ness.
What comes to mind is this:
There was some annoying bitch where I used to work who was trying to get people in the office to donate money for some down syndrome thing, and I asked her why. She told me that her daughter had down sydrome.
I told her, "I can see where she gets it from," and proceeded to suggest that she had to resort to begging because she had found herself unable to successfuly raise any funds via prostitution.
I don't know if that's the most insulting I've been, but it has to be among the top candidates. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Hmm, that's a tough question. It's not clear to me how best to quantify or compare degrees of insulting-ness.
What comes to mind is this:
There was some annoying bitch where I used to work who was trying to get people in the office to donate money for some down syndrome thing, and I asked her why. She told me that her daughter had down sydrome.
I told her, "I can see where she gets it from," and proceeded to suggest that she had to resort to begging because she had found herself unable to successfuly raise any funds via prostitution.
I don't know if that's the most insulting I've been, but it has to be among the top candidates. |
lol... come on man, is that really true? |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
lol... come on man, is that really true? |
That's probably not even the worst of that particular saga, just the most insulting part. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
That's probably not even the worst of that particular saga, just the most insulting part. |
Arbiter... you know where I'm going with this already; please fill in the rest of the story for me! :stongue:
I'm already laughing in anticipation... |
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| enydo |
| When I was in 4th grade I told this really ridiculously fat girl that she was fat. Don't really remember what I said, but it was pretty mean apparently; she cried, went and ratted me out, and I got in a load of trouble with the rents. |
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| nchs09 |
I spat inside a girls car as she was leaving Waffle House (a redneck hangout that serves pancakes all day). I hit her square in the chest.
She was arguing with some guy about 30 cents. I was literally so pissed that someone would argue over 30 cents that i walked up to her car and spit on her. (I tried to spit on the windshield but i missed.)
We ran away, she tried to follow us, but her little "poor person car" could not keep up with ours. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Just this morning I was at a light, turning left on my green arrow, when this apparently snooty lady in stretch pants just starts crossing the street - I saw that she didn't even try pressing the button, much less have a sign telling her she could start crossing. She was obviously just aware that it was a primarily business area and that pedestrians generally have the right of way (in court), but couldn't ing wait like 10 seconds for her turn - she has to just start ing walking, almost ruining my green arrow. So I kind of gunned it to let her know I wasn't going to let her cross, rolled down my window really quick and spit at her. Yes, like a goddamn llama.
Sleep deprivation is a horrible thing, kids, don't turn out like me.
//Holy , nachos - hive mind llama power! If I had the wherewithal, there'd be a new alliance in order. I know there's at least 5 bas puns in it. |
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| Sandsider |
| I once asked a girl if she would like to dance .." No Im with a mate" . " Thanks for that, I shagged your mother anyway " ..pause , then tears .." My mother died last year " . Without missing a beat " Yeah, I know ,, I dug her up and shagged her " |
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| Banora |
There was a girl I really didn't like at a party I was at, but we ignored each other for most of the night. One of my friends made the mention she'd just had a miscarriage and was amazed she was out.
A little while later it was just her and I in the kitchen, she said made a snide comment to me and I said: "Oh? How does it feel knowing no one will every take you seriously or love you? I mean, for sake, your baby killed itself rather than having you as a mother."
She burst into tears and left the party. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sandsider
I once asked a girl if she would like to dance .." No Im with a mate" . " Thanks for that, I shagged your mother anyway " ..pause , then tears .." My mother died last year " . Without missing a beat " Yeah, I know ,, I dug her up and shagged her " |
Outstanding.
Also, lol @ Hal |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Bitches gonna get spit on. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
There was a girl I really didn't like at a party I was at, but we ignored each other for most of the night. One of my friends made the mention she'd just had a miscarriage and was amazed she was out.
A little while later it was just her and I in the kitchen, she said made a snide comment to me and I said: "Oh? How does it feel knowing no one will every take you seriously or love you? I mean, for sake, your baby killed itself rather than having you as a mother."
She burst into tears and left the party. |
Hahahaha, even more outstanding!
That's brutal Banora :haha: |
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