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Crime, Punishment, and the Ridiculous: Sexual Offenses in the US
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| Eugene |
Some of the sexual offenses in the USA, the Land of the Free:
- Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
- In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
- In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).
- In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
- In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
- In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
- In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
- In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
- In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
- In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
- Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. |
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| Dj_Activated |
LOL :stongue: didn't know that :)
| quote: | | In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). |
whaaaa? :conf: :conf: |
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| OrZonE |
Should be posted in the "Homour" section.
This is just ridiculous
How do they come up with some of these laws?
| quote: | | In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. |
:conf:
...and this is simply absurd
| quote: | | - An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin |
I can't even begin to describe the stupidity of this, US is getting a little carried away. |
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| Munken |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
- In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
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So how do they expect ppl to get any baby's :haha: |
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| Choobak |
| This is all bull.. don't get too carried away by this.. they're all remenants of old colonial and late 18th/early 19th century laws... american culture was based on purity afterall with those puritans and what not so these aren't even so surprising... |
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| Sarcoman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida , Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
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I think South Beach miami has really relaxed clothing laws (topless beaches), and all the hot girls where thongs. And those Wet T contests in Daytona... This law would imprison any young male in Florida. No wonder their prisons are overcrowded:p :toocool: :crazy: :eyespop: :D :disbelief :wtf: :gsmile: :tongue2 :happy2: :tongue3 |
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| Sarcoman |
I just noticed Choobacks sig... HAHAHAHAHA
Does that constitute an arrestable offence too?!?!?!:toothless |
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| Prodigy |
| AND the tiest ever law in North America is being forbidden from drinking in public!!! |
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| Endlesswave |
| Drinking in public...yeh, pain in the ass stupid law. Except in Louisiana...I hear there they practically GIVE you a drink to walk, and apparently you can also DRIVE with one...just not drinking at the same time obviously but you can have one open in the car. Wtf... |
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| djshorts |
imagine if you was still ruled by the british you would be able to smoke pot and not get in trouble and do all the sexual activities you want!
(just a thought) |
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| fastmp3 |
| that's why the USA sucks :whip: :stongue: |
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| majere |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endlesswave
Drinking in public...yeh, pain in the ass stupid law. Except in Louisiana...I hear there they practically GIVE you a drink to walk, and apparently you can also DRIVE with one...just not drinking at the same time obviously but you can have one open in the car. Wtf... |
man i live in south louisiana and the drinking laws here are crazy this is the only state i know of that has drive through daiquiri shops , you cant have an open container in your car here if its a bottle or can but if its in a cup its ok and the dumest of all is you can buy alcohol when your 18 but you cant drink it till your 21 |
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