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| D-res |
... convince your roommate to move out.
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Tell him/her to move out. |
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| Sushipunk |
| Hit on him until he's so uncomfortable, he moves out. |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Hit on him until he's so uncomfortable, he moves out. |
A bruised eye could also be the outcome of this strategy. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Amduscias
A bruised eye could also be the outcome of this strategy. |
Or a very special friend :gsmile: |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Tell him/her to move out. |
Without saying "I like you as a friend but I don't like living with you"
This will lead to emo-rage. I'm trying to avoid burning bridges |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
Without saying "I like you as a friend but I don't like living with you"
This will lead to emo-rage. I'm trying to avoid burning bridges |
He's emotionally unstable and you're afraid to have any sort of discussion with him, right? |
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| Lira |
Change your diet: Eat more beans, cabbage, eggs, and the like :)
Seriously, though, can't you just move out? |
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| igottaknow |
| add ******** to the lease |
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| leph555 |
First you must preferably suffocate them with a pillow in their sleep. But you're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig , now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Or a very special friend :gsmile: |
Especially if the bruise is a mushroom print. |
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| Sonic_c |
Step one: Find a demonic clown.
Step two: Hypnotise demonic clown to do as you say.
Step three: instruct demonic clown to hide in your housemates room and come out while he is sleeping and stand over him at night untill he stirs and realises he is there.
Step four: when he comes in screaming pretend you dont see the clown even though he is standing right in front of you two. Lead housemate into the kitchen offering to make a nice hot drink to calm the nerves explaining he was probably having a dream and not to worry and have the clown sneak away while he is out the room.
Step five: Repeat step four for several days.
Step six: place house mate needed ad in newspaper |
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