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Normal People in teh c0r-Alliance
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| Meat187 |
I sometimes get the impressions that a lot of the posters here have a arther [euphemism] unsual [/euphemism] life.
Here's an alliance for everyone that's just boring and average. Note that I don't want to critisize or rate anything others have done, the point is just to see how common / uncommen certain things are around here. So feel free to share any stories that disqualify you for this alliance here.
You can join the "Normal People in teh c0r"-Alliance if you answer all of the following questions with yes:
- I'm not French.
- I don't have or ever had a substance abuse problem.
- I don't take any illegal drugs other than weed.
- If I smoke weed I don't do so every day or almost every day.
- I have never been in psychological treatment.
- I'm not homosexual.
- I have never been in prison or in any other serious conflict with the law.
- I have a normal relationship with my parents and siblings.
- I'm not pedophile, or have any sexual fetish that would be considered gross and disturbing by others.
- I'm not and have never been involved in major illegal activities, such as fraud, defalcation, etc.
- I'm not living on welfare.
- I don't have trouble sleeping, don't get sleep paralysis or experience any other weird regularly.
- You do not like Stargate.
These criteria are utterly random and might be extended later. Now let's see who fits in and who doesn't. Come here people, and see the terrible Elephant Man! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I'm normal. Also very lame. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I have always pictured you as the spitting image of Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka. Even if you aren't Nou. Post a picture of yourself and we'll be the judge. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I'm normal. Also very lame. |
Farts are a fetish I would consider to be gross. :o |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
[*] I'm not living on welfare.
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:p |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I have always pictured you as the spitting image of Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka. Even if you aren't Nou. Post a picture of yourself and we'll be the judge. |
Uhmm... I'm not fat... uhmm but I don't want to post... uhmmmmm... ah what the hell, I am Nou. :mad: |
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| couch-potato |
No Average Alliance sig? No pins? No lulz?
I am disappoint. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Please to define "abuse," "problem," and "disturbing." |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Farts are a fetish I would consider to be gross. :o |
It's hardly a fetish. It's very natural. :o |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Uhmm... I'm not fat... uhmm but I don't want to post... uhmmmmm... ah what the hell, I am Nou. :mad: |
don't be a rose.. post your picture. give something for jake benson to jerk off too tonight. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Please to define "abuse," "problem," and "disturbing." |
The definition is purely subjective. So tell us your story and I'll judge. :)
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
don't be a rose.. post your picture. give something for jake benson to jerk off too tonight. |
I don't have a cam.
What? Three years ago that excuse used to still work on the internet?! |
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