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So if you found a laptop in the woods, what would you do? (pg. 3)
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| FuzzQi |
Set squirrel on fire
Set weed on fire
Set laptop on fire
Set lighter on fire
Set self on fire
Did I miss anything? If so, set it on fire.
Eat, sell, and report fire to police |
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| Banora |
| Eat the girl, sell the pizza, the bike. |
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| igottaknow |
I would
smoke the laptop,
the weed
sell the squirrel |
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| EricB. |
| Search for porn and then jerk off on a chipmunk |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
... in addition to finding... a dead squirrel...
What would you do?
Would you keep the [squirrel], leave them where they were, or call the police? |
I'm astonished that nobody has thought to pose the following question, given that the OP is who he is.
William, what did you do with the dead squirrel? |
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| idoru |
| I mean, that's a cool story and all, but I wanna know about the squirrel. What happened to it? |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Yeah so I went back to see if the police picked up the laptop, it was getting dark - and still no police. So they either couldn't find it from the instructions I gave or gave it a low priority and it didn't get picked up after 3 or 4 hours. Anyway I found a service tag on the thing and it is a dell so I'm going to contact them directly and see if they can identify the original owner it looks like it was from aroud 2007 judging by the model. Although there are a couple clues on this one. I can only say the find is a little mysterious for the moment.
I'm guessing things will be clarified by tomorrow.
It was wet and with no power cord so I couldn't see if it was working or not-- it was likely a dump but it is difficult to say at this point, I'll sort things out tomorrow after speaking to dell in regular business hours. |
LMAO! You just left instructions about the laptop?! haahaha of course they're not going to pick it up you ing moron :stongue: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Yeah so I went back to see if the police picked up the laptop, it was getting dark - and still no police. So they either couldn't find it from the instructions I gave or gave it a low priority and it didn't get picked up after 3 or 4 hours. Anyway I found a service tag on the thing and it is a dell so I'm going to contact them directly and see if they can identify the original owner it looks like it was from aroud 2007 judging by the model. Although there are a couple clues on this one. I can only say the find is a little mysterious for the moment.
I'm guessing things will be clarified by tomorrow.
It was wet and with no power cord so I couldn't see if it was working or not-- it was likely a dump but it is difficult to say at this point, I'll sort things out tomorrow after speaking to dell in regular business hours. |
Lol, you gave them a treasure map to a laptop rather than handing it in? |
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| igottaknow |
| I can't imagine why the police wouldn't go out to the middle of woods to recover a missing laptop based on an anonymous call. 300 paces past the oak tree, turn right at the dead squirrel... |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
LMAO! You just left instructions about the laptop?! haahaha of course they're not going to pick it up you ing moron :stongue: |
I hope he left instructions on how to find the squirrel, too. Poor thing. :( |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I can't imagine why the police wouldn't go out to the middle of woods to recover a missing laptop based on an anonymous call. |
From someone with a psychoanalytic record no less. |
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| r5a |
i found a macbook air just sitting inside a travel case that was obviously forgotten. handed it to the nearest apple store hoping they could give it to the original owner. this was a couple months ago...
looking back on it it did feel good and maybe ill get repaid a load in karma but i wonder if i should have just copped it... would have been a sick new laptop (an apple notebook that i need). i dont think most people in society would return stuff like that of high value.
a friend of mine found 1500 lying in a parking lot (left over from a drug deal most likely as it was in a roll) and he just used it to himself and worked out pretty well for him.
hmpf. |
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