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So if you found a laptop in the woods, what would you do? (pg. 5)
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| Lilith |
| I think the real answer people are looking for is, get the hell out of the woods before ******** turns up. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
I think the real answer people are looking for is, get the hell out of the woods before ******** turns up. |
yeah, he's got deliverance written all over him. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
yeah, he's got deliverance written all over him. |
SQUEAAAAAAAAAL! |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Can you imagine torching a bowl of salvia as though it were weed though? "Hm, this feels a little funny, better take anoth-OH H H HH HSDJLFHSLDJHLKSDF$#:LKWBEDF:" |
Funny story... That´s EXACTLY how my first Salvia trip occured.
I was in a hotel room in Chicago with some friends from Detroit, and they were rippin on a pipe and handed it my way. So, being the pothead that I am, I took a nice big rip from the bowl, and followed up by commenting on how harsh that "weed" was. I had time to take a second hit, and then asked my friend a question about why the weed was so harsh. He started to answer me, but I blinked, and he turned into a demon, which is the funniest thing I´ve ever seen in my life, and I started to laugh uncontrollably as the room started to tilt slightly to the right. Then I went looking for treasure in the bathroom, where I came back to reality, went pee, washed my hands, and returned to the room to find out what the just happened. |
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| Pokit |
| if I found a laptop in the woods, I'd open the lid and take a dump in it and close the lid. The next person to find the laptop would discover a nice waffle within. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
SQUEAAAAAAAAAL! |
:haha:
Yew gawt purdy eyes. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Can you imagine torching a bowl of salvia as though it were weed though? "Hm, this feels a little funny, better take anoth-OH H H HH HSDJLFHSLDJHLKSDF$#:LKWBEDF:" |
Either that, or it would have a similar effect to what amphetamines do on an ADHD kid... |
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| Paradox Lost |
I'll use it, and when the battery begins to run out, I'll complain as to how 'this place doesn't have ONE ing outlet?!"
Wait, is there a charger attached to this laptop? Cuz that, like, changes everything if there is.
EDIT: Nevermind, I see you already included the discovery of a dead squirrel hahahaidon'tquiteunderstandwherethisisgoing. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
but I blinked, and he turned into a demon, which is the funniest thing I´ve ever seen in my life, and I started to laugh uncontrollably as the room started to tilt slightly to the right. Then I went looking for treasure in the bathroom, where I came back to reality, went pee, washed my hands, and returned to the room to find out what the just happened. |
That's exactly how my first trip on salvia was :p The fact that I was so out of my mind high made me laugh so hard, then the laughing made me laugh. |
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| leebates1986 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
all that meat is dead animals... are you just starting to realize your hamburgers are ground up cows, and your bacon choice cuts of a dead pig? |
bacon comes from pigs? :conf: :eyes: |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| ******** leads the life we all wish we lead, I assume its because of all the lead he has had. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
I definitely wouldn’t contact the police, just in case they decided to oppress and marginalise me. |
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