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Just had the luckiest escape of my life... (pg. 2)
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| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I just got in from work badly needing a , and ran into the bathroom to deposit the goods. Business done, I reach for the toilet paper and encounter the nightmare scenario. Due to my haste, I'd failed to notice that the toilet roll was almost bare, and was left with two squares plus a scrunched up tissue in my jeans pocket to work with. My only chance is to hope it's not messy down there, wipe away the worst of the damage with what little paper I've got, pull my jeans up and cowboy walk out in search of reinforcements.
So I tentatively fold the remaining paper up, have a wipe and examine the results. To my delight the paper was completely clean: I'd gone clutch and executed the perfect ghost poo just when I needed it most.
Needless to say, I fairly swaggered out of there. |
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| theterran |
| quote: | Originally posted by leph555
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/thread tbfh. I was about to start reading, glanced down and saw this.
+1
...Although I do enjoy a good poop story that has a happy ending. ^^ |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Needless to say, I fairly swaggered out of there. |
You're damn ing right you did. Outstanding  |
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| Chris Crossland |
Very ing nice man!
I know it's going to be a good day when I gots clean TP.
What happened to you is a miracle, no doubt about it.
I think it was two or three days ago I had a ghost poop and said RIGHTEOUS really loud.
Ahh the little things in life.:) |
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| idoru |
| This thread needs more Jennypie. |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
This thread needs more Jennypie. |
+1 and as far as I can remember she promised us pictures |
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| Scoops |
| poop stories are teh funnie |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
ghost poo |
:haha: |
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| bigjimslade002 |
| the immaculate no-wiper. |
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| jupiterone |
| this is exactly why i equip myself with a small grapple hook before going to the ter |
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