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Just had the luckiest escape of my life...
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| SYSTEM-J |
I just got in from work badly needing a , and ran into the bathroom to deposit the goods. Business done, I reach for the toilet paper and encounter the nightmare scenario. Due to my haste, I'd failed to notice that the toilet roll was almost bare, and was left with two squares plus a scrunched up tissue in my jeans pocket to work with. My only chance is to hope it's not messy down there, wipe away the worst of the damage with what little paper I've got, pull my jeans up and cowboy walk out in search of reinforcements.
So I tentatively fold the remaining paper up, have a wipe and examine the results. To my delight the paper was completely clean: I'd gone clutch and executed the perfect ghost poo just when I needed it most.
Needless to say, I fairly swaggered out of there. |
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| leph555 |
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| Lomeli |
Haha, nice one!
Poop is fun and funny. |
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| jonSun |
| my ex gf never had tp in her spare bathroom i would use, so i would just in the shower. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
my ex gf never had tp in her spare bathroom i would use, so i would just in the shower. |
you could have just wiped it on your arm, no one would notice |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
you could have just wiped it on your arm, no one would notice |
especially if you have hairy arms |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by leph555
especially if you have hairy arms |
obviously you're too retarded to have gotten the joke. |
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| leph555 |
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| stren |
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| igottaknow |
*puts on a monocle, top hat, and cane
"Riveting tale chap"
Btw, you had me at "Cowboy walk" |
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| adi_hanson |
| quote: | Originally posted by leph555
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I was told about the hovercats. but noooooooooooooooo I had to laugh and say they didnt exist didnt I! |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
you could have just wiped it on your arm, no one would notice |
depends on what i eat. After mexican i get those yellow fire s. |
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