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| LAdazeNYnights |
| what's 'white whaling' ? |
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| couch-potato |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
what's 'white whaling' ? |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| yes, mastodon ftw. but what did he do in a pool called 'white whaling' to get kicked out? i'm curious |
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| Adamo |
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| EricB. |
a white whale maybe toronto slang. However it is the act of floating with your swimming suit off ass up so only your ass sticks out of the water and your proceed to blow a fart.
Very popular aongst college girls |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
a white whale maybe toronto slang. However it is the act of floating with your swimming suit off ass up so only your ass sticks out of the water and your proceed to blow a fart.
Very popular aongst college girls |
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| Adamo |
| also known as a white dolphin in europe. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
lol, me too. i used to LOVE blonde guys, now i see them & i'm like "meh" .. guys with dark hair turn me on the most now :p |
Actually, I still like blondes, but my most successful relationship isn't really with a blonde girl, that's what I meant :D |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it. |
you were circumsized as a 14 year old?:nervous: :nervous: :wtf: :wtf: :eek: :eek: |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
a white whale maybe toronto slang. However it is the act of floating with your swimming suit off ass up so only your ass sticks out of the water and your proceed to blow a fart.
Very popular aongst college girls |
this is unbelievable hahaha |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
This is the reason I'm single. Most women want to settle you down, smothering your spirit unintionally in the process. |
if they are insecure it is often intentional |
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| WittyHandle |
| The insecure ones don't get past the first date, much less girlfriend status. |
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