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What would you do, if you could be Tiesto for a day?
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| stealthman |
| Alright guys, you know how much we all adulate, laud and love such a unique superstar who can consistently excrete brilliance in universal proportions that could only make the likes of eclectic listeners and musicians as us weep in morbid envy. You see, the real Magik all started in 2004 when the prophet of Trance music known as Tijs Verwest created a masterpiece known as 'Traffic'. There were no boundaries to such awe-inspiring creativty, as he would loftily halt his limousine in front of millions of screaming drivers while BT served wonderful fellatio to the sounds of impatient Traffic. Thus, the signature peak breakdown of this orgasmic aural glory has derived from the fruits of magikal mutual bonding and the simultaneous horns of many pissed off drivers. If only William Orbit could be noticed in the same way that only Tiesto can succeede in. So as to celebrate such envy, what would you do, if you could be Tiesto for a day? |
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| A.B |
| quote: | Originally posted by stealthman
Alright guys, you know how much we all adulate, laud and love such a unique superstar who can consistently excrete brilliance in universal proportions that could only make the likes of eclectic listeners and musicians as us weep in morbid envy. You see, the real Magik all started in 2004 when the prophet of Trance music known as Tijs Verwest created a masterpiece known as 'Traffic'. There were no boundaries to such awe-inspiring creativty, as he would loftily halt his limousine in front of millions of screaming drivers while BT served wonderful fellatio to the sounds of impatient Traffic. Thus, the signature peak breakdown of this orgasmic aural glory has derived from the fruits of magikal mutual bonding and the simultaneous horns of many pissed off drivers. If only William Orbit could be noticed in the same way that only Tiesto can succeede in. So as to celebrate such envy, what would you do, if you could be Tiesto for a day? |
Transfer his entire fortune into my bank account for when I would be me again the day after. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.B
Transfer his entire fortune into my bank account for when I would be me again the day after. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
Well if I was Tiesto at this very day and hour, I'd probably just sit myself at my desk and think. In front of me is most likely a mirror, right there on my desk next to my laptop. I'd look at it and see my ugly self.
Throw the mirror in the trash bin.
Let me log in to the internet.
bad reviews for my latest album.
bad reviews of my hip hop cross over.
people laughing at my comment at Jay Z.
Jay Z laughing at my comment.
Close the laptop.
Walk down the hallway to the bathroom. So many awards and achievements are mounted on my walls.
There's the first vinyl press of Flight 643. In my Memory poster. Tiesto in Concert 2003 promotional flyer. I've even mounted my Da Joker cassette.
Walk past her room. sigh. I wish I didn't wait so long to try and get married. The room is empty now. She's gone.
The shower is just right. The water is never too hot. Never too cold. For me. For Tiesto. It's always perfect.
Get dressed and look at the clock. My cell phone is rining. My agent.
"Tiesto, almost show time. Time to go!"
To the world, I am on top. I am the king. Tiesto is God.
So then, why do I listen to this voice in this little box. What if I don't go? What if I decide it's not the right time? Why am I his little pawn? And why does he call me Tiesto?
My name is Tijs.
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Tijs - 2010 starring Liam Neeson |
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| Chimney |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.B
Transfer his entire fortune into my bank account for when I would be me again the day after. |
Same. I'd buy a Ferrari. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
Well if I was Tiesto at this very day and hour, I'd probably just sit myself at my desk and think. In front of me is most likely a mirror, right there on my desk next to my laptop. I'd look at it and see my ugly self.
Throw the mirror in the trash bin.
Let me log in to the internet.
bad reviews for my latest album.
bad reviews of my hip hop cross over.
people laughing at my comment at Jay Z.
Jay Z laughing at my comment.
Close the laptop.
Walk down the hallway to the bathroom. So many awards and achievements are mounted on my walls.
There's the first vinyl press of Flight 643. In my Memory poster. Tiesto in Concert 2003 promotional flyer. I've even mounted my Da Joker cassette.
Walk past her room. sigh. I wish I didn't wait so long to try and get married. The room is empty now. She's gone.
The shower is just right. The water is never too hot. Never too cold. For me. For Tiesto. It's always perfect.
Get dressed and look at the clock. My cell phone is rining. My agent.
"Tiesto, almost show time. Time to go!"
To the world, I am on top. I am the king. Tiesto is God.
So then, why do I listen to this voice in this little box. What if I don't go? What if I decide it's not the right time? Why am I his little pawn? And why does he call me Tiesto?
My name is Tijs.
and scene
Tijs - 2010 starring Liam Neeson |
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| IceColdWater |
| I'd steal his studio equipment. |
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| corjay9 |
| Bitches and Bentleys. |
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| idoru |
| I would publicly apologize for everything that I've put out in the last seven-and-a-half years and then announce my immediate retirement. I would then proceed to destroy all master copies of music created within the aforementioned timeframe, after which I would burn the studio to the ground. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| take a long walk off a short pier |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| I'd register on TA and heckle you lot. |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
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