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My new business idea
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| Domesticated |
Last night I went past one of Amerikka's perennial holes, the Hard Rock Cafe. It was then that I was struck with a thunderbolt from the blue. An idea so wild, so fantastical, that it was almost too good to be true. I raced straight to a computer and sent ******** a private message outlining my idea. As soon as he heard it, he agreed to come on as an partner. Kismet7 also showed interest but is yet to make any commitment.
the Hard Rock Cafe. There's a new kid in town; the Hard Dance Cafe. Patrons will be greeted at the door by a hostess wearing phat pants, a construction worker vest and a pacifier dangling from her neck. The entrance hall will contain signed vinyls from such talents as Yoji Biomehanika, BK, Nick Sentience and Derb. While on the main "floor", diners will be serenaded by the sounds of the Donkey Rollers as they watch our spectacular laser show. We're still working on the menu, but so far the raver's roast is looking like a winner. Of course, the only drink that'll be available is bottled water, and the tap water in the toilets will be salty. |
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| Domesticated |
| I just got word that kismet7 and goodtime (Wesley Oakes) have signed on as partners. This is gaining momentum. |
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| goodtime |
| quote: | Originally posted by 19503
will the staff wear chemical suits? id go. pretty stupid to share the idea though. also hard dance / hard house is dead. rock isnt. |
of course rock is dead. Hard dance was one of the things that killed it. Then Hard Dance led us to all sorts of other EDM genre's. Rock is only alive in the minds of the baby boomers, and in their grandchildren ,the tweens, who go through that phase in no time, to find EDM, which killed rock, like I have mentioned.
There is your lesson for the day 19503. I hope you will be a bit smarter now. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I don't man, food and anphetimines don't mix so well. |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I don't man, food and anphetimines don't mix so well. |
amphetamine amuse bouche
ecstacy entrees
methadone mains
diacetylmorphine dessert |
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| Comrade Stalin |
| When people order beans, they better get "beans". |
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| goodtime |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I don't man, food and anphetimines don't mix so well. |
i think this idea will pretty much fail, and this sums up why. ok moving on. |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by goodtime
i think this idea will pretty much fail, and this sums up why. ok moving on. |
you and music making don't mix so well but you keep persevering |
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| EricB. |
| quote: | Originally posted by goodtime
of course rock is dead. Hard dance was one of the things that killed it. Then Hard Dance led us to all sorts of other EDM genre's. Rock is only alive in the minds of the baby boomers, and in their grandchildren ,the tweens, who go through that phase in no time, to find EDM, which killed rock, like I have mentioned.
There is your lesson for the day 19503. I hope you will be a bit smarter now. |
God you are a ing retard lol |
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| corjay9 |
| you need franchisees? :haha: |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by corjay9
you need franchisees? :haha: |
Some opportunities should arise within the next few years. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| I ORDERED BEANS GODDAMMNIT |
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