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| Schadenfreude |
my best friend had a kid with a girl like this.
blablablablabla thyroid.
the kicker is that she is a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables. Pasta, white bread, and candy.
the good news: he called her out on it.
basically, "you are a great mom, let's be friends, but no way can i ever you again because you weigh more than me."
i taught him well. |
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| Ian |
| there was this really annoying bitch in a store a couple of weeks back screaming at her kids because "you're always ruining my life" so as I walked past, I said "oh, I have a solution to that" and when she asked what, said rather loudly "shut your legs next time" I got at least 3 s******s for it from others :o It really pisses me off to see how quickly stupidity breeds to the bitches who're heavily preggers & smoking their asses off. Thanks for the future burdens on society, keep it classy girls. |
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| Schadenfreude |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
there was this really annoying bitch in a store a couple of weeks back screaming at her kids because "you're always ruining my life" so as I walked past, I said "oh, I have a solution to that" and when she asked what, said rather loudly "shut your legs next time" I got at least 3 s******s for it from others :o It really pisses me off to see how quickly stupidity breeds to the bitches who're heavily preggers & smoking their asses off. Thanks for the future burdens on society, keep it classy girls. |
pour a little antifreeze in this and watch the lulz.
chavs can't refuse free bottles of this, it is against their code of ethics. |
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| DaRoZa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
there was this really annoying bitch in a store a couple of weeks back screaming at her kids because "you're always ruining my life" so as I walked past, I said "oh, I have a solution to that" and when she asked what, said rather loudly "shut your legs next time" I got at least 3 s******s for it from others :o It really pisses me off to see how quickly stupidity breeds to the bitches who're heavily preggers & smoking their asses off. Thanks for the future burdens on society, keep it classy girls. |
lol, s******s |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
What I'm about to say will make me sound worse, I never thought I'd say this but... I almost hope she has a miscarriage.
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Really? Because I hope she does have the child, only it comes out half black and half missing. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Holding a stolen bicycle, too. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
Thanks for the future burdens on society, keep it classy girls. |
As much as I laughed, it doesn't happen by binary fission or something, at some point, someone has gotten an erection and stuck it in a ham beast either as a joke, the moped joke, a lost bet or simply because they could.
We could blame lots of alcohol, but men are generally useless for that by the point they're unable to see, so they can see what they're poking and we can safely rule out accidents like she just tripped over her cankles, fell over and landed on it... because they'd be killed.
At least 50% of the problem is men poking it in fatties here Ian. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
As much as I laughed, it doesn't happen by binary fission or something, at some point, someone has gotten an erection and stuck it in a ham beast either as a joke, the moped joke, a lost bet or simply because they could.
We could blame lots of alcohol, but men are generally useless for that by the point they're unable to see, so they can see what they're poking and we can safely rule out accidents like she just tripped over her cankles, fell over and landed on it... because they'd be killed.
At least 50% of the problem is men poking it in fatties here Ian. |
sorry ian but i was thinking the same thing! lol.. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
As much as I laughed, it doesn't happen by binary fission or something, at some point, someone has gotten an erection and stuck it in a ham beast either as a joke, the moped joke, a lost bet or simply because they could.
We could blame lots of alcohol, but men are generally useless for that by the point they're unable to see, so they can see what they're poking and we can safely rule out accidents like she just tripped over her cankles, fell over and landed on it... because they'd be killed.
At least 50% of the problem is men poking it in fatties here Ian. |
stupidity exists in both sexes, I agree. Just look at some of the 'guys' who've posted here over the few years. djmiro, googooly, bidor, amadusciass and that's just a quick namedrop. When they get together, add alcohol and bam. For this reason, I heartily endorse Jay's idea. We need to ship some tainted cider in asap & arrange a big ned/chav/bogan/gypsy party. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
sorry ian but i was thinking the same thing! lol.. |
yeah which is why I've said what I have to lily, and also perhaps she needs to come around with a chainsaw & cut some penises off for the good of society. If she successfully got to America on that mission, it'd make one hell of an episode of law & order. Oh wait, :mad: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Somebody say choppin' off dicks? :gsmile: |
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| Lilith |
| I'm not going to America to lop off someones bits! They're all slightly mad and have guns... just stop poking fatties, problem solved. |
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