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stuff you've stolen / obtained while intoxicated (pg. 2)
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| Ania_xox |
City maps from the back of a taxi cab, last Christmas
I have total OCD when it comes to forgetting things and this intensifies when I'm drunk. So as the cab driver pulled down my street I started grabbing all my and stuffing it into my purse and telling my boyfriend to do the same.
The next morning my boyfriend found two folded maps of Halton and Niagara region in his suit jacket, while I had obtained a comprehensive grid of downtown Toronto and stuffed it into my purse.
The cabbie called three days later looking for his maps :stongue: |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| when i was 16 i stole a pretty fantastic lawn gnome from an old lady's garden.. that was 12 yrs ago and now it's in my garden.:gsmile: |
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| bas |
| I had a propensity for urinating on expensive cars or simply just cars I wanted. No idea why. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I've never actually had a streak of klepto while drunk, but I have been chased by coyotes. |
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| bas |
Oh...stolen/obtained. .
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I've never actually had a streak of klepto while drunk, but I have been chased by coyotes. |
That's funny. I've had to chase away a couple coyotes. |
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| Adamo |
In high school there was a period of time where i would steal the emblems off of cars, mainly those colourful custom honda emblems ricers would put on their car. But i had everything from honda to acura to mercedes benz to volkswagen. I got up to about 30 or so. Then it got boring.
In college, I stole almost all my textbooks for my courses. Then i started stealing multiple copies and re-sold them to classmates for half price. $100 textbook for 50 bucks. profit! Made alot of money during college doin that i tell ya hwhat.
None of this was done drunk. I'm pro theif. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| But that's not the topic at hand. :conf: |
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| ivofivo |
Lotsssss of these banging things. :D
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| bARTovsky |
I stole a chair from a Subway restaurant late one night with some friends. We loaded it into the trunk of the cab we took home and then forgot to take it out.
Broke into a beach house once. It was pretty sparse until we got to the main living room that had a huge bar. We barely made it to the other side to grab the booze when the ing phone rang (at 3:30 in the morining). Shook us. We ran like hell back out the same window we came in from. But not before one of us grabbed a pile of life jackets as a memoir.
That was 11 years ago. Each one of us still has a different colored SeaDoo life vest lying in some closet. |
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| Adamo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
But that's not the topic at hand. :conf: |
You're not the topic at hand. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Why ya gotta tell it like it is. :( |
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