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stuff you've stolen / obtained while intoxicated (pg. 5)
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
A friend of mine and I drove around and stole phone books hanging from peoples' mailboxes the day they were delivered. We were psyched while we were doing it, but at the end looked at our car full of phone books and wondered what the hell we were going to do with them all. |
lol wtf :stongue: |
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| bigjimslade002 |
my friend steals nice glasses from bars.its crazy how many of these things he has now.and menus.he started jacking food menus from diners after drinking and now has a buttload of those too.one time he brought a menu in from a place he took it from and when the waitress brought us menus he said "no thanks i have one right here"and pulled it out from under his shirt.the look on her face was hilarious(to two drunk guys anyway)she took it.then he jacked one off another table when we walked out.
one thing me and my friend always wanted to take: many years ago we used to party at the club in dc.it had 4 floors each floor had different music.
the top floor was the dance music floor,and on the wall in frame was this gigantic(like 6 feet by 6 feet)hand drawn in pencil, black and white picture of.......... Emmanuel Lewis
Webster
we could never figure out what the heck it was there for.it was the weirdest thing.i remember being blasted and seeing it for the first time and just thinking "W.T.F."
everytime we went there my friend used to say "man i swear i am going to steal that thing". |
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| shaw |
| One of my roommates in HS told us that he wanted to be like Thomas Crown, and arrived back in the room about a half hour later with a backpack full of laminated art posters (some still with thumbtacks), and immediately started unrolling them and hiding them under the rug, behind other posters, in the ceiling, etc. He will never live that down. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yohan
I stole Theresa while drunk |
LOL!
I don't remember this.
I remember being stolen by the waitress who yelled at us for letting our drunk friend puke all over the table... and then making me clean it while you bastards went outside!
:p |
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| euphoria |
| Mostly lighters, I think that's pretty common. I don't even mean to... It kind of just happens. |
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| digitalbreach |
common:
lighters
food
One time i woke up and had a gold ring in my pocket. I may have bartered with someone..dont remember what.
Was in LA and bartender was drinking shots with us. She was pretty drunk and she kept pouring free shots.
Struck deal for 5 tabs/$100 inside a club. Dealer was rolling himself and pulled out handful of tabs and told me to grab 5. grabbed a few extra. |
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| Rebel Brown |
| quote: | Originally posted by Simon_N
On new years eve about 5 years ago me and two mate decided it would be a good idea to steal a 10ft trampoline out the back of someone's garden. We lifted it over the garden wall and carried it into the industrial estate behind their house before deciding we couldn't be bothered to jump on it so went home. I went passed a few days later and it was back in the middle of their garden. |
It was a 12ft trampoline Mess, you missed out the fact it had an 8ft high cage surrounding it too ;)
I'm sure I've got some photos somewhere of us with it halfway over the garden wall |
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| colonelcrisp |
Golf Carts
construction signs / pylons / blinking lights
welcome to ottawa sign off of Hwy 416 (that was mounted to 6 6x6 wood posts.....)
assorted bar glass ware
6 kegs of beer from the campus bar's store room
all the tropic fish from the uni biology building
a case of carbon fiber epoxy from the structures laboratory which i used to super glue all my empty beer bottles to walls around the eng building.
the list goes on.... i was a serious disturber when i was younger.... |
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| Danny Ocean |
| regular glasses, shot glasses, shakers, ice buckets, ash trays..one time a friend stole a table from the club, we used it in the uni apartment, i dont know how he got away with that one. |
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| Simon_N |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rebel Brown
It was a 12ft trampoline Mess, you missed out the fact it had an 8ft high cage surrounding it too ;)
I'm sure I've got some photos somewhere of us with it halfway over the garden wall |
Send them to me if you find them! haha |
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| tubularbills |
| never stolen anything while drunk. at least, not that i know off :nervous: |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
Golf Carts
construction signs / pylons / blinking lights
welcome to ottawa sign off of Hwy 416 (that was mounted to 6 6x6 wood posts.....)
assorted bar glass ware
6 kegs of beer from the campus bar's store room
all the tropic fish from the uni biology building
a case of carbon fiber epoxy from the structures laboratory which i used to super glue all my empty beer bottles to walls around the eng building.
the list goes on.... i was a serious disturber when i was younger.... |
I salute you, sir. |
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