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Fucck my life
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| leph555 |
| Guys, I'm ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all ing worse is that I live in a ing pineapple under the sea. |
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| dj_alfi |
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| Chris Crossland |
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| KilldaDJ |
theres is only one solution. take a kilo of E and drink tequila out of a shoe.
oh and watch that tiesto video on loop
sand-scat!!! |
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| d_Verge |
Who is Emobob?
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| srussell0018 |
| go to college and stop hanging out with retards. |
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| EddieZilker |
You're almost 20 and have just figured out you're not living the life you want to be living. Congratulations.
Here's your problems:
1. You're friend-zoned because you're trying to be Mr. Sensitive Nice Guy, III. Women aren't attracted to men who act like girls. Cut your hair. Cut your nails. Floss your teeth. Read a book. Do these things regularly. No one is attracted to someone who's desperate, pathetic, and clingy. No one! Maybe you, but no one, else.
2. Your co-worker probably hates your guts because you probably come in feeling so sorry for yourself you can't focus on what you're doing, if not for the fact that you'd rather not be doing it. Times are tough, all over. I can't ing get arrested but if I could find a job eating sandwiches, I'd ing do it with a smile on my face. You were hired because you're young and ought to know enough that you don't even have the right to think you deserve better, and as long as you keep behaving like you don't deserve any better, it probably won't get any better.
3. Failed every test you've taken but can write an almost grammatically perfect post at close to twenty years old? Well, me running. Mr. Smarty Pants is so smart he's convinced himself he's a ing dumb-ass. Why even bother trying when you've managed to outwit yourself with a potent amalgamation of ing retarded. At least if you really were a dumb-ass, you'd actually have a ing excuse not to pass a simple driving test. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| alfi crossland and verge all can read to the end of a paragraph... |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
alfi crossland and verge all can read to the end of a paragraph... |
And you can't? ;) |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
And you can't? ;) |
By stating that they were the ones that read to the end, it would be understood that I also got the joke. Otherwise I would be unable to single them out for the statement I made. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
And you can't? ;) |
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? |
Apparently some candy-assed little puke who can't pull himself together enough to get a raise, drive a car, and score the girl. |
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