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| chlola |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
If youre anyway like me, when you pick up girls when you're drunk you just talk the most ridiculous you can for the fun of it. Last night I had some girl at the club believeing that I used to work in advertising for McDonalds and played as the Hamburglar in 9 McDonalds commercials in the mid 90's. I got fired though, ironically for getting caught stealing hamurgers.
Ive also in montreal the night before a UFC event tricked everyone into thinking my lil brother in law was fihting the next night in the feather weight division for the belt. we ended up getting a booth with free booze and sat signing autographs and taking pictures the whole night with peoplewho had no clue about anything about MMA but figured we were telling the truth.
at clubs I tend to tell girls I work for mideval times as a knight when asked about hobbies and my passion.
was wondering if anyone else does like this when theyre drunk pickig up at a bar or club? It really doesnt help picking the girl up but its funny as to do ad sometimes leads to the funniest events of the night |
:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Since high school, I've pulled girls talking about science and philosophy. I lectured my fiancée on Buddhist metaphysics on our first date, and I suspect a friend recently started fancying me after I taught her phonology... |
I could have sworn that girls get bored by such talk and, at best, would consider me a huge nerd afterwards. So either I know the wrong girls or I need to rethink... are they really interested in that stuff or is it just a case of "Wow, he talks endlessly about boring stuff I don't understand one bit, he must be very bright"? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
I could have sworn that girls get bored by such talk and, at best, would consider me a huge nerd afterwards. So either I know the wrong girls or I need to rethink... are they really interested in that stuff or is it just a case of "Wow, he talks endlessly about boring stuff I don't understand one bit, he must be very bright"? |
Nah man, you just have to hang with Lira :cool: |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
I could have sworn that girls get bored by such talk and, at best, would consider me a huge nerd afterwards. So either I know the wrong girls or I need to rethink... are they really interested in that stuff or is it just a case of "Wow, he talks endlessly about boring stuff I don't understand one bit, he must be very bright"? |
Depends when you talk about it. Right away usually doesn't work but once a conversation has been struck up and it's obvious you're both enjoying each others company, fire away.
Sometimes for s and giggles, I tell people I've barely met that I'm a gay priest. You should hear those conversations :stongue: |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
id love to work as a knight at mideval times. I actually found a guy that could get me an application, but then realized i had no desire to learn to ride a horse |
you should do it anyways, a close buddy of mine does work as a knight. he says at the end of the shows he gets all the babes coming up to him asking for autographs / photos and sometimes they slip him his number.
he doesn't have to say anything.
plus. how awesome is it
"yea i joust for a living and ride a horse. no big deal. im a knight" instant get laid card right there imo
speaking of this i might actually join him and rise to become a knight |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Nah man, you just have to hang with Lira :cool: |
*buys ticket to Football World Cup 2014* :)
I'll have to punch him in the face if he talks about Phonology, though. That even bores me. :o |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Sometimes for s and giggles, I tell people I've barely met that I'm a gay priest. You should hear those conversations :stongue: |
Yeah, Sunday School is awesome. |
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| chlola |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Depends when you talk about it. Right away usually doesn't work but once a conversation has been struck up and it's obvious you're both enjoying each others company, fire away.
Sometimes for s and giggles, I tell people I've barely met that I'm a gay priest. You should hear those conversations :stongue: |
Catholic? |
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| Fledz |
| Well the exact faith depends entirely on where the conversation goes. That's half the fun, you just make stuff up as you go along. |
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| david.michael |
| The girlfriend and I do this once in a while (not to pick up girls, but just for the fun of it.) We'll get completely slaughtered at some hole bar and lie to people (and we'll try to play off of each other's stories). I think it's time to kick it up a notch, though... the Medieval Times thing sounds fun. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
I could have sworn that girls get bored by such talk and, at best, would consider me a huge nerd afterwards. So either I know the wrong girls or I need to rethink... are they really interested in that stuff or is it just a case of "Wow, he talks endlessly about boring stuff I don't understand one bit, he must be very bright"? |
A bit of column A and a bit of column B, I guess. When I was in high school a one-night-stand once told me she became infatuated with me after I told her I had studied Russian on my own (and I never had to utter a single word in vodkese to prove my point! I reckon I could have easily made that up, though another girl later actually "tested" me to see if I was lying when my friends told her I could make myself understood in balalaikan... so be honest!). It was an eye-opening experience because I had no idea she was interested in me, and she had kept it to herself all along... and then she approached me in the prom and told me about her feelings. And I was still wearing the same deodorant! "How come!?", I wondered.
From them on, as I became conscious of this possibility, I noticed that this happened over and over again, though it's often hit or miss - I've had a girl I fancied declare her love for me soon after I showed her my poor literary skills, but I was once left standing in the rain waiting for the date I never had with a hot blonde who had agreed to go out with me after a lengthy (and what I believed to be also interesting) chat about European cinema... a topic which still gets me some very pleasant "dates" to this day (though they feel romantic in a way, I'm not sure they fully qualify as dates, given how we both know right from the start that nothing will happen). My last "date", for example, consisted of breaking into a closed park after midnight to watch a meteor shower and then talk about Dan Ariely and pop psychology for hours... and she was the one that brought these topics up. So that's a bit of column A for you, and reason why I think bright womanisers such as Sartre and Einstein probably banged more academics than waitresses.
Therefore, in the end, this is a nice "girl filter". My girlfriend enjoys Swedish cinema as much as I do, so I have her companionship when I feel like watching on the cinema "Den IKEA Kötbullar" or whatever the latest Scandinavian flick happens to be. Had I picked the busty Lira-fooling blonde simply for her looks and restricted our conversations to how fast my red car is, I'd probably have to go on my own to these events while she stayed at home crying herself to sleep as she realised I drive a intrepid 1994 Fiat Uno :p
ps.: Obviously, it doesn't seem to work at clubs. Apparently, no girl has ever been interested on Oontzwig Wittoontzgenstein. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| But it's my birthday baby! |
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