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| EricB. |
If youre anyway like me, when you pick up girls when you're drunk you just talk the most ridiculous you can for the fun of it. Last night I had some girl at the club believeing that I used to work in advertising for McDonalds and played as the Hamburglar in 9 McDonalds commercials in the mid 90's. I got fired though, ironically for getting caught stealing hamurgers.
Ive also in montreal the night before a UFC event tricked everyone into thinking my lil brother in law was fihting the next night in the feather weight division for the belt. we ended up getting a booth with free booze and sat signing autographs and taking pictures the whole night with peoplewho had no clue about anything about MMA but figured we were telling the truth.
at clubs I tend to tell girls I work for mideval times as a knight when asked about hobbies and my passion.
was wondering if anyone else does like this when theyre drunk pickig up at a bar or club? It really doesnt help picking the girl up but its funny as to do ad sometimes leads to the funniest events of the night |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| I tell them I'm an attractive business man with a honest genuine business proposition for them. I ahve recently inherited my late fathers estate worth an estimated 475 million us dollar ($475 000 000) and need an honest and good religious woman to bear the fruits of my labour. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
at clubs I tend to tell girls I work for mideval times as a knight when asked about hobbies and my passion.
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Haha I like this!!
I just tell them I'm a Marine and they sit on my cock. |
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| EricB. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Haha I like this!!
I just tell them I'm a Marine and they sit on my cock. |
id love to work as a knight at mideval times. I actually found a guy that could get me an application, but then realized i had no desire to learn to ride a horse |
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| igottaknow |
Slyee does the same thing except she spins tall tails of eating kobe steak on a jetski.
Unfortunately I wasn't born with the gift of gab. |
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| d-miurge |
| My favorite story: I'm a dolphin breeder at Marineland. |
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| srussell0018 |
| You dolphins?!?! :eyes: |
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| kevin shawn |
| When I was in the air force and lived in vegas it was the thing to go to the strip and say we were pilots in town training. I bagged a few randoms with that story.... |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| i told this chick once i wasn't a sex offender. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Too bad she was your parole officer. |
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| Lira |
Since high school, I've pulled girls talking about science and philosophy. I lectured my fiancée on Buddhist metaphysics on our first date, and I suspect a friend recently started fancying me after I taught her phonology... though I never had the chance to check this assumption for obvious reasons.
I'm not sure this works in clubs, but that's how I roll :p |
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| Esiotrat |
:stongue: Eric you're my hero.
I'm related to a Moroccan Politician and Diplomat under King Hassan II who's son married the King's daughter. It helps that we share the same last name in case they want to verify IDs, so I used to say I'm the dude's niece and get anywhere and everywhere with my friends for free and quite literally receive the royal treatment.. Those were the days.
I only use that card in Morocco, though.. Here I just use my boobs and intoxicating good looks. |
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