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Why don't black Americans swim?
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| leph555 |
| Better question: why don't they float? |
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| ziptnf |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullen_Jones
Cue this guy, Cullen Jones. He almost drowned when he was 5, and decided to learn from his mistakes and go on to become the second African American in history to earn a world record in Swimming. He was on the Olympic team in 2008 and helped the United States win one of the most epic races in history in the 4x100 meter freestyle relay. He's working his chocolate salty balls off to help African Americans across the country learn how to swim. Currently he's training under David Marsh in North Carolina (coincidentally, the 7x National Champion head coach at Auburn while my brother swam there).
I'll be the first guy to tell you, black people don't really take swim lessons from us very often, but those we do have are very diligent, intelligent, and hard working. I hope that trend catches on. |
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| epicaricacy |
| if hotels had kentucky bars beside the wet bars.... |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullen_Jones
Cue this guy, Cullen Jones. He almost drowned when he was 5, and decided to learn from his mistakes and go on to become the second African American in history to earn a world record in Swimming. He was on the Olympic team in 2008 and helped the United States win one of the most epic races in history in the 4x100 meter freestyle relay. He's working his chocolate salty balls off to help African Americans across the country learn how to swim. Currently he's training under David Marsh in North Carolina (coincidentally, the 7x National Champion head coach at Auburn while my brother swam there).
I'll be the first guy to tell you, black people don't really take swim lessons from us very often, but those we do have are very diligent, intelligent, and hard working. I hope that trend catches on. |
Yea... I always thought it was just a racist joke, but apparently its a real issue...
This guy i used to play games with was from Tacoma and in the navy... he said when he got to basic they asked all the people who could swim to go to the left and the ones who couldnt go to the right...
Now this guy was black, but he grew up in the PNW, and if you live in the PNW and don't know how to swim... There is something wrong with you. So he gets up there to the guy marking people off on who can and cant swim... and he goes to the left, and the guy goes "WOAH NICE TRY GO TO THE RIGHT NOW!"
He had to prove he knew how to swim cause he was black |
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| ziptnf |
| You should try one of our finest, Jay: An authentic toothless blowjob from one of our resident hillbillies. No teeth to scratch your shaft or anything. |
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| Ian |
| Katrina obviously knew this information :mad: |
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| epicaricacy |
| teeth are great to exfoliate. |
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| Esiotrat |
| It doesn't rain in Africa. When they see water they tend to drink it instead of swimming in it. |
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| Lira |
| Because pool is closed. |
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| igottaknow |
why swim when you can walk.
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