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Where in the world (pg. 2)
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
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| flymo-meek |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Well you can cross out Scotland. It's ing e and we don't need any more ing teachers. |
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Watch out for the bams. |
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| chlola |
| Did you used to post as LA Milf? |
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| srussell0018 |
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| couch-potato |
| Go to Japan so you can go to high school there and have pretty hair and command mechas and destroy the other mechas. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
Go to Japan so you can go to high school there and have pretty hair and command mechas and destroy the other mechas. |
This. All the men have cocker spaniels for haircuts there. And I believe all those vending machines are actually giant robots. |
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| gmilf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
This. All the men have cocker spaniels for haircuts there. And I believe all those vending machines are actually giant robots. |
Japan is seeming like the best option at the moment. I love the vending machines there! I was thrown off the first time I had to place my order at a restaurant using a machine then just hand the lady a ticket. My favorite machine dispensed sex toys at a motel I was staying at. But, I have been attacked by a toilet there, so I feel that the machine uprising will occur there first should this be a factor in my decision?
and no on La milf, I'd hit that though. |
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| Serial Killer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
India, and teach them how to deal with customer service properly since nearly ever company uses their cheap labour. |
lol :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
I have been attacked by a toilet there, so I feel that the machine uprising will occur there first should this be a factor in my decision? |
You need to learn the basics of shinto - can you communicate with the toiletry there? All objects are treated as living objects in Nihonland and, I swear, the most awesome thing that's ever happened to me was being in full control of all those buttons when I had to unbrick in a public toilet.
Everything made so much sense and it all commands were so useful: I could do everything I had never imagined! The bidet cannon was my favourite gadget: not only could I adjust the temperature but I could help it aim right in the bull's eye! |
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| jonSun |
| Costa Rica, Colombia, Philippines |
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| gmilf |
I started pushing buttons before I sat down and the water shot me in the face. I then ducked to the side, the water went over the stall and I guess it hit someone in the line outside. Someone yelled chickuushome or something like that but when I finally was able to turn it off nobody was in the bathroom. I've had bad instances with temperature control too, if I get to the point where I am able to take a proper Japanese I will feel that I have successfully lived in Japan. |
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