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US woman gets 5-year term for assaulting neighbour dressed only in bridal skirt+veil
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http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/a40240.html
HAGERSTOWN, Md. - A woman is going to prison for breaking into her neighbour's house wearing nothing but a bridal skirt and veil.
The Herald-Mail of Hagerstown, Maryland, reports that a judge sentenced 33-year-old Melissa Wagaman on Thursday to five years. A jury had convicted her of second-degree assault, fourth-degree burglary and reckless endangerment for the February attack that injured Aaron Parrott.
Wagaman testified at trial that a combination of cold medicine and marijuana apparently made her hallucinate that she was getting married and that her mother was locked in her neighbour's basement.
Wagaman broke a dining room window with her head, causing shattered glass to cut an artery in her neighbour's arm.
Wagaman apologized to the Parrotts during Thursday's hearing.
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| david.michael |
lol
5 years though? |
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| kevin shawn |
Cold meds and marijuana LOL
Robo trip! |
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| Sushipunk |
| Hahahaha, sweet :stongue: |
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| yukii |
| Great. Now everyone is gonna say marijuana makes you see dragons & thanks to this dumbass. :mad: |
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| couch-potato |
| You're not seeing dragons? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
Great. Now everyone is gonna say marijuana makes you see dragons & |
To be fair, if I ever see dragons, a bowel movement will sure follow! |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
To be fair, if I ever see dragons, a bowel movement will sure follow! |
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If i ever see a dragon ill equip my trusty sword and shield (and ring of defense +2) that i haul around for just such an occasion, and attack that sucker head on! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
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If i ever see a dragon ill equip my trusty sword and shield (and ring of defense +2) that i haul around for just such an occasion, and attack that sucker head on! |
She didn't say a dragon. She said dragons, in their hordes! |
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| Moongoose |
| Dragons are like a pack of bullies, make the leader bleed and the rest will scater in fear. FFS Lira, for a well educated man your knowledge on dragons is surprisingly lacking :rolleyes: |
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| Beats and Beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
Great. Now everyone is gonna say marijuana makes you see dragons & thanks to this dumbass. :mad: |
Great. Now everyone is gonna say that everyone is gonna say that marijuana makes you see dragons & thanks to this dumbass. :mad: |
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