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The master cleanse (pg. 3)
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| igottaknow |
| Well he could benefit from a brain laxative to clean out his ty ideas. |
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| WittyHandle |
| I wasn't trying to say everyone's opinion who is against is is stupid. I was speaking only about a few comments. Like I said, I haven't made up my mind yet on this yet. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
The laxative used in this program is a tea. I forget the name right now, but it contains no fiber as best I can figure. You drink it at night before bed, then in the morning you drink a tall glass of water with sea salt which causes some pretty intense party time on the toilet. The only fiber at all is whatever solids come off the lemons when you're juicing them. |
Yeah, it feels good once. Eat a proper diet, and you won't have to "cleanse" yourself. I've done this before, it's a really stupid idea. Unless you like starving yourself, then more power to you. |
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| igottaknow |
| To clarify what I said earlier, just because I don't think it has any merit and is stupid doesn't mean you shouldn't do it, on the contrary I think you should. |
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| nefardec |
my gf does this, and she always feels amazing after.
i think i am going to do it with her next time she does |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
The digestive tract is designed to process reasonable amounts of organic food. Most people (including me) do not eat strictly organic food, and generally eat too much in general. Even if I went strictly organic today, remnants of the processed food I have eaten up until this point would remain including some that are impacted along the digestive tract, limiting its ability to absorb nutrients. Toxins from all kinds of sources (not just food) are stored in the body, and this cleanse is intended to remove a large amount of them. This is not a diet with the intent to lose fat. It is primarily a detoxification program with a side effect of weight loss.
And IGK, there's a new regimen that just came out that fits you perfectly in which one survives strictly on a diet of dick. The upside is that you get to eat as much as you want. |
Eat too much organic food? What?! That doesn't even make sense to me.
Remnants would remain!? Ummm... maybe I am wrong, but I have always been under the impression that our digestive system does not contain "remnants" of anything. We are typically good at emptying our bodies out, unless we have specific problems.
I wasn't suggesting the diet for the purposes of losing weight, I was talking about cleansing your body of things you're more likely to negatively react to so as to suss out where you may have intolerances or allergies. It is proven that it can take some time for the body to normalize if it has been exposed to things you are allergic/intolerant to. So it makes sense to do it over a course of a couple of weeks to ensure that you aren't reacting to it still.
Like I said, I discovered my allergy/intolerance to milk (I am actually allergic to milk and suspect I am lactose intolerant too), and certain breads. Eliminating those toxins (toxins because that is the way my body treats them), did in fact "cleanse" my system, and I felt amazing. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I've seen three autopsies, and I can say for sure that your intestines don't get clogged up. |
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| couch-potato |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
I wasn't trying to say everyone's opinion who is against is is stupid. I was speaking only about a few comments. Like I said, I haven't made up my mind yet on this yet. |
The fact you haven't yet decided that it's a load of nonsense suggests you need to cut down drastically on your intake of stupid.
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| Arbiter |
| There is perhaps no better indicator of quackery than the use of the word "toxin." |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| i trust my body more than capitalism. if my body needs me to get something out, it lets me know. |
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