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Christopher Lawrences Thai Tranny Terror
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| Ian Lotts |
Came across this on Judge Jules website, bloody funny.
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Christopher Lawrence's Thai Tranny Terror
http://judgejules.net/index.php?page=5634
American superstar DJ Christopher Lawrence was bitten on the neck by a transvestite hooker in Pattaya last week after being targeted as he innocently strolled through the Thai resort's notoriously sleazy red light area.
"Christopher got attacked and bitten by a "lady boy" prostitute in Thailand last week. He was walking to catch a cab to the party with some other German DJs on the tour and she tried to kiss him," Christopher's publicist (and wife) Sara told Skrufff.
"When he moved away, she bit him on the neck. The situation was pretty bizarre," Sara added.
The bleached blonde heart-throb had been visiting the resort to play at the 20,000 capacity Zoom Pattaya Festival, an event ironically staged by local authorities to help rehabilitate the town's beyond tarnished reputation. Chatting to Skrufff this week he explained what happened as he left his hotel 'a four star planted right in the middle of the red light district.' (Pattaya on Youtube: http://bit.ly/hE9sEi )
"We had to walk down a very narrow street to get to the main street to catch cabs. The problem was that the narrow street that we had to walk down happened to be "The Street" for all the outdoor bars and nightclubs that the sex workers and ladyboys hung out in," he recalled.
Numerous Youtube clips of the Pattaya depict hordes of predominantly middle aged, overweight western men surrounded by both semi-naked transsexuals and Thai girls trying to catch their attention though Christopher said he immediately recognized his assailant's gender.
"She was fierce with taught cheekbones and pursed lips and platinum bleached blonde hair. She was one of the tallest by far with strong sinewy arms and legs and a very short skirt that would have just covered her junk and red pumps," he said.
"Besides the obviously masculine features when compared to the softer girls around her, she stood out as a ladyboy because of the predatorial look in her eyes that the real girls don't have. Maybe it comes from growing up in San Francisco but you get pretty good at distinguishing between the two pretty quickly," he added.
"She said "Hey where you going?" I didn't respond so she started to walk alongside me and asked me to come back with her," he continued.
"She then held my hand and said that 'she was better than the others' and tried to kiss me on the mouth. I turned and pulled away but she had a good hold on me and turned her mouth on my neck. That's when she bit me and ran away laughing," he added.
Scheduled to start his set at the 20,000 capacity rave in just 45 minutes, he decided to continue on to the event, though admitted being shaken up by the intensity of the experience.
"The bite hurt a little but it was more frightening. It really surprised me," said Christopher.
"I immediately asked Lars, our tour manager, who was walking with me if the skin was broken or if he could see any blood. I think I must have asked him fifty times. When we got to the festival I went to the bathroom to have a look and it wasn't bad, just a couple red marks. Since the skin wasn't broken I decided I would be OK."
Following his gig he took no further action, he admitted,
"She would never have been arrested," he pointed out. "From dusk 'til dawn it was like an end of the world zombie movie outside our hotel. There were so many girls and ladyboys looking for prey," he shuddered. (More Thai street scenes: http://bit.ly/gOnAwX )
Despite arriving home with love bite type marks on his neck and tales of psycho ladyboy encounters, Christopher said his wife Sara was understanding.
"She was very "concerned" but as I was immediately upfront and had no sordid past with regards to ladyboys I was not under any suspicion. Sara was more concerned for my medical safety," he said.
"Though I did have one previous encounter with a ladyboy from Seattle a few years ago whose email address was xxxcagegirldancer," he revealed.
"She began writing to me through my website when I was on tour in London. My wife, Sara, was handling all my fan mail and was not pleased. xxxcagegirldancer claimed to have hung out with me at a party on New Year's Eve in San Francisco. I fell under heavy suspicion until it was revealed that xxxcagegirldancer was actually a ladyboy friend of DJ Dan and Donald Claude from Seattle that had ridden around in the limo with us on New Year's Eve," he chuckled.
"What lessons have I learned?" Christopher concluded, "Always stay in the middle of the pack. Do not lag our stray to far to the edge. Oh, and wear a wetsuit. I don't have any photos but I hope this helps," he added. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| I got bitten by some guy in a club in koh samui. Pissed me right off. Its not like there was blood or anything but being nibbled on by a male is well beyond my comfort zone. |
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| Acton |
| Can someone inform me why I should care about this? |
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| jupiterone |
| can someone tell me how christopher lawrence is a heart-throb? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
being nibbled on by a male is well beyond my comfort zone. |
You know, it would just be too easy.
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| Moongoose |
| What, no pics for us to judge how passable he/she is? |
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| trancypantzzz |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
can someone tell me how christopher lawrence is a heart-throb? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You know, it would just be too easy.
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I knew you’d come in here and try to fag the place up (even more than the OP). |
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| Sushipunk |
| And change your avatar back :mad: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
And change your avatar back :mad: |
Luke Hodge says good morning! :gsmile: |
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| Joss Weatherby |
Seattle Ladyboys are the worst... :stongue:
gg misspelling Glaude. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
being nibbled on by a male is well beyond my comfort zone. |
...and straight on to pleasure! |
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