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The "blood" of Christ might have carried Hepatitis A
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| woscar |
It was only a matter of time until the ritual standing in line to swap bodily fluids, germs, and diseases while drinking "blood" from the same cup got Catholics in trouble. A little too long, I think.
| quote: | Hepatitis A warning issued after Christmas communion on Long Island
By Nina Golgowski, CNN
January 4, 2011 -- Updated 0103 GMT (0903 HKT)
New York (CNN) -- Hundreds of people might have been exposed to hepatitis A while receiving communion on Christmas Day, Long Island officials said Monday.
The Nassau County Department of Health is offering vaccines to those who attended two services at Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Massapequa Park in Long Island, New York, according to Nassau County Department of Health spokeswoman Mary Ellen Laurain.
Individuals might be at risk if they received communion during the 10:30 am and noon Masses, according to a statement from the county health department.
"We know that there's a potential that (exposure) could have happened," she said. "We think the risk is relatively low."
At least one member of the clergy involved in the communion process was infected with the disease, Laurain said.
There have been no additional reports of illness.
Some 1,300 people were in attendance between the two church services, she added.
Symptoms of the disease include the onset of fever, fatigue, poor appetite, nausea, stomach pain, dark-colored urine and jaundice, according the statement. The disease is rarely fatal and most people recover within a few weeks without complications, it said.
Individuals exposed to the disease should receive vaccination within two weeks of exposure, the statement said.
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| Trance Nutter |
oh c'mon, as if Catholic body fluid swapping rituals have ever harmed anyone.
Isn't that right Africa? |
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| LinX |
| haha ive been to that church. just not recently :nervous: |
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| aquila |
| I can't decide whether that's funny or embarrassing. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
I can't decide whether that's funny or embarrassing. |
There's nothing saying it can't be both:D |
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| Sushipunk |
| Jesus 'n diseases. |
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| Lira |
I was raised a Catholic and never drank wine from a cup during liturgy... is this the standard practice in North America?
There are so many girls I wish I could've exchanged fluids with during the services :( |
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| Lilith |
| This wouldn't have happened if they served proper booze in church with a decent percentage of alcohol in it to kill bugs. |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I was raised a Catholic and never drank wine from a cup during liturgy... is this the standard practice in North America?
There are so many girls I wish I could've exchanged fluids with during the services :( |
That's because you never did your 'first communion'. According to Catholic doctrine, one can only indulge in the pleasures of Christ's blood and body after going through that process. :p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Communion |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
That's because you never did your 'first communion'. According to Catholic doctrine, one can only indulge in the pleasures of Christ's blood and body after going through that process. :p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Communion |
Of course I did! I went all the way up to Confirmation! Incidentally, I was almost expelled from both courses for debating too much :toothless (my mother actually had to intervene in the first one, and I promised I'd pipe down... which I sort of failed to do).
Now where's my wine!? :mad: |
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| woscar |
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Sorry about that. Putting up with that much bull and no booze! |
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