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The "blood" of Christ might have carried Hepatitis A (pg. 2)
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| nefardec |
why is this funny?
this is tragic.
woscar, you are plainly sick. your distaste for religion has turned into a sadistic hatred. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
why is this funny?
this is tragic.
woscar, you are plainly sick. your distaste for religion has turned into a sadistic hatred. |
Actually, this isn't either: Hep A is not really that bad, so I don't think it counts as a tragedy; and it doesn't really count as funny because it isn't an extraordinary/unexpected event. If a midget ninja gave the churchgoers tequila shots instead of wine, and that may well happen someday in Florida, then it would be funny... because it's not something we could see coming. Poor hygiene and diseases are known to be best friends.
Oh, well, this post was brought to you by the rule of funny, though it isn't itself an exemplar of a funny piece of writing. |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
why is this funny?
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Because its always funny when bad stuff happens to people you dont know or care about. Especially if they are religious, then its twice as funny! |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
why is this funny?
this is tragic.
woscar, you are plainly sick. your distaste for religion has turned into a sadistic hatred. |
No, this is "sadistic hatred". Your "distaste" for me is showing. ;) |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
in before lomei and his flying carpet.
It would have been even funnier if it was actual blood. |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
in before lomei and his flying carpet.
It would have been even funnier if it was actual blood. |
Oh, but it is! At least according to Catholic dogma:
| quote: | | 1376 The Council of Trent summarizes the Catholic faith by declaring: "Because Christ our Redeemer said that it was truly his body that he was offering under the species of bread, it has always been the conviction of the Church of God, and this holy Council now declares again, that by the consecration of the bread and wine there takes place a change of the whole substance of the bread into the substance of the body of Christ our Lord and of the whole substance of the wine into the substance of his blood. This change the holy Catholic Church has fittingly and properly called transubstantiation." |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| You don't need to tell me that, i went to catholic school lol. |
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| woscar |
| You'll be surprised at how many Catholics I know think that it's only supposed to be symbolic. :p |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
No, this is "sadistic hatred". Your "distaste" for me is showing. ;) |
i don't think i ever meant to make that a secret |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| No, it's funny because viruses are God's creatures, too, and according to the Bible, man is to have dominion over them. Clearly. |
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| Mattinsanity |
| jesus is the antidote (seriously) |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
i don't think i ever meant to make that a secret |
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