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Sex totally destroyed my zen
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| chewy dragee |
So I haven't had sex in quite a while (a few years) and one generally gets quite used to not having sex. <- The reason is that I don't want a relationship, and one night stands make me feel too guilty.
And then I'm in a foreign country, chatting to this really hot girl, and one thing leads to another and I have one night of passionate awesomeness. And now everything is ed up.
I want to have sex with everything.
My whole ing zen is blown out of the water.
How the do I go back to not having sex? |
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| Sphere City |
um.. not have sex?
lol get a load of this guy
what a moron |
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| Vivid Boy |
| umm tell girls ou havent had sex in quite a few years |
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| chewy dragee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
umm tell girls ou havent had sex in quite a few years |
You should try this as a pick up line.
It works quite well. |
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| chewy dragee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sphere City
um.. not have sex?
lol get a load of this guy
what a moron |
What is wrong with not having sex.
It's actually quite liberating. |
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| Sphere City |
| its only okay not to, if you finger your own ass every night |
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| Vivid Boy |
"Hi Im Vivid, I havent had sex in Yeaaaaaaars"
ya no it hink ill just stick to my
"hey my dick looks like christian bale in the fighter wanna see?" |
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| Sphere City |
| more like christian bale in the masochist |
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| Vivid Boy |
| you ruined my joke about how its tall, lanky, smokes crack, wears a tiny hat and is always late for practice |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sphere City
lol get a load of this guy
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lol |
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| david.michael |
Just curious, why do you want neither a relationship NOR sex?
Sounds like what you need is an FB. |
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