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So, when do u think LiLo will be staring in hard-core pr0n?
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| aNYthing |
I think she's wasting her ing talent. Seriously.
Sensation alone would earn her millions, were she to just let the coke and whore inside lose. She could be another Jenna or Sasha. Just do what you love, love! Snort coke off of Steele's cock, then let him rail you in every orifice, profit!
I hope she seriously considers it - as her boobs are not getting any less saggier and freckles are not any cuter. Pretty soon, people will be mistaking them for liver spots.
So, Lindsay - if you're reading. Spread 'em, take a load or 10, be a champ again, let the whore inside... OUT!
/Let us bow our heads in prayer... Dear Lord almighty, please allow Lindsay Lohan to follow her life-long dream of being a white trash whore with a really nice set of assets and allow her on a self-destructive but exciting train to oblivion. Speaking of trains, for pure entertainment and goatse value, the sign outside should be:
"You have to be 10"+ to ride this train"
Amen.
Thank you. |
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| The17sss |
| it would be a fantastic move for her financially... she'd make an obscene amount of bank doing a porn. what choice does she have now? you know her funds are running low if she's stealing $2500 necklaces and she can't get work anywhere else these days. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
it would be a fantastic move for her financially... she'd make an obscene amount of bank doing a porn. what choice does she have now? you know her funds are running low if she's stealing $2500 necklaces and she can't get work anywhere else these days. |
She should perhaps talk to Wynona Ryder about being a successful starlet that gets busted stealing . And that was Wynona's only screw-up.
Short of her riding the Bang Bus, I don't see her "big movie" career going anywhere.
But... take that pretty face, that cute chin, make it covered in cum, dripping on her massive , as a pool of jizz is pouring out of all holes... and you got yourself a WINNAR!
I'd fap to that. :crazy: |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
riding the Bang Bus |
I'd love to see her reduced to something like that. :stongue: |
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| tubularbills |
| lol@all of this |
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| nekholm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
LiLo? :conf: |
That's what I thought too, until I saw this:
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Dear Lord almighty, please allow Lindsay Lohan to follow her life-long dream.. |
Yeah she's hot, but those freckles ruin it for me :( |
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| dj_alfi |
| I don't like staring in porn. That's why I always do them in the behind. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
LiLo? :conf: |
I was confused too. I'm like she isn't attractive at all. why would a cartoon character do porn? I guess I don't follow this celebrity bull crap enough to care.
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| KilldaDJ |
| lol lilo in a porno? thats just funny |
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| Yohan |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I was confused too. I'm like she isn't attractive at all. why would a cartoon character do porn? I guess I don't follow this celebrity bull crap enough to care.
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that's what I first thought too and wondered the OP was a really sick bastard |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
lol lilo in a porno? thats just funny |
maybe if she got a nose job and a personal trainer. I know it's still a stretch. Compared to Stitch she's got some up side. |
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