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How can I recover my relationship? WORST VALENTINES DAY EVER. (pg. 2)
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| LAdazeNYnights |
idk how to break it to you man but.....
you're gonna have to kill her |
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| aquila |
| apologise to her with some aggressive anal sex, then tell her you love her ring |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sphere City
i got my girls a ball each, called the mates over last night and gave them a all-nighter :toothless |
At what point did your finger enter your arse? |
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| TaurusNYY |
| wow you sound like a douche- and cheap as hell- I agree that V day is BS but just bite the bullet and realize that girls like sweet things like that, its cheesy to us but so is sitting on the phone for hours and talking girl talk like women usually do. Hope she is not getting banged out her backside by the salesperson at Kay Jewelers right about now, while he uses the bracelet you shouldve brought her as a ring - Im just saying. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by TaurusNYY
wow you sound like a douche- and cheap as hell- I agree that V day is BS but just bite the bullet and realize that girls like sweet things like that, its cheesy to us but so is sitting on the phone for hours and talking girl talk like women usually do. Hope she is not getting banged out her backside by the salesperson at Kay Jewelers right about now, while he uses the bracelet you shouldve brought her as a ring - Im just saying. |
this.
get more acquainted with your right hand, because you'll be seeing a lot more of it now. |
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| EddieZilker |
You did the right thing. This is a great way to introduce a tectonic change in your relationship, too. Instead of constantly having to keep your guard up and act all phony and nice, 'n , you can finally wear the wife-beater 24/7. Congratulations, you've earned it.
But this is only the beginning in establishing your dominance in this relationship, Prince Charming. I can't state this clearly enough: You have to keep up the pressure and turn the volume way, way, way up. Leave, right now, and get yourself a bb gun and some bird-seed. Don't worry. This post will be here when you get back. Unveiling the hideous, unlovable monster of a human-being who's found shooting birds lured through the open window in the living room, when she comes home from work, opens the door you only have your foot in, right now.
Speaking of feet, she'll probably come around thinking that you made a mistake. Let her think this. Apologize profusely and be really romantic, until bed time, when you "forget" to take your boots off after a night of getting lit on cheap Bourbon. When she tries to get you to take them off, after you've kicked her in the chins, "accidentally", tell that she's just a spoiled piece of who doesn't know how good she's had it.
I won't ever advise you to hit a woman but let's just say I'm also not telling you not to hit her. Just be there with roses, afterward, because you'll be working a perverse dynamic which has her constantly feeling like she's falling in love with you, all over again. Sweep her legs in a twelve-point quick-kill take-down and then sweep her off her feet, again, with chocolates and champagne.
Reassure her that she's the only person capable of "fixing" you while also reassuring her that you're the only person capable of "loving" her. Spousal abuse is such a private violation of the sanctity of a woman that it really is no one else's business. When you hear her on the phone, assuming you're still too much of a to take that away from her, max out the volume on the UFC pay-per-view you're using her dime to pay for. Post secrets she told you about other people on both of your facebook pages. Make sure that she is completely ostracized for being a total ing nut-case.
Anyway, I know you're taking a lot of for being a complete ass, but I'm really proud and happy for you. |
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| OkiDokie |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
apologise to her with some aggressive anal sex, then tell her you love her ring |
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| yukii |
| i despise those kay/jared commercials- i think it just adds pressure on guys to 'perform' and give the girl some overpriced jewelery. however, the way you acted & what you said was enough for me to have left & deleted/blocked your number- i would honestly think you're an immature psycho . can't you see your girl wants some attention? tell her babe, i really don't have money for that right now, but maybe another time when im better off & give her a nice dozen of flowers & i think she would have no room to complain. |
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| Sphere City |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
At what point did your finger enter your arse? |
when the mates went home and my girls were in bed
i only finger my own ass when im alone
it gives me a sanctuary of peace
a place with no voices
the only time i dont hear them
i dont like it when they visit
they never want to leave.
my me I |
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| srussell0018 |
People really think he did that? Come on now.
Besides, only hobos shop at Kay :o
Also, if your girlfriend requires that you buy her cheap jewelry because it's Valentines Day, you should probably get a new one. That shouldn't be hard, just walk up to some random hot girl on the street and whisper in her ear "Be my girlfriend, or I'll ing kill you, and I'm most certainly not just trolling you right now." |
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