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Guys faking sex (pg. 2)
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| igottaknow |
| we should have a fake-off on chat |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Been there. When your bangin a chick in doggy & the stink keeps coming up & blasting you in the face. Makes me wanna puke.
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yeah man gettin it goin on from behind is so great until that happens and then you gotta kinda push her down and dig her into the ground so her ass closes. in :eek: |
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| The17sss |
| :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| BLASTIN YOU IN THE FACE |
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| Ocean-Glow |
Just when i thought i saw it all on these forums, this comes up hahah.
Hmm never done it tho guys, i must be a weirdo. lol |
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| Redd |
| I don't get it, why would a guy need to fake an orgasm? If some girl doesn't make me cum I either 1. tell her she'll get me next time, 2. tell her she didn't cum so why should I, 3. be exausted and just quit ing, snuggle for 1 second and sleep. If girls gets so self conscious because of this it's their problem. I don't whine when a girl doesn't get off. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Reza
how do u fake ejaculation?? |
You pull out & spit on her back. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
I don't get it, why would a guy need to fake an orgasm? If some girl doesn't make me cum I either 1. tell her she'll get me next time, 2. tell her she didn't cum so why should I, 3. be exausted and just quit ing, snuggle for 1 second and sleep. If girls gets so self conscious because of this it's their problem. I don't whine when a girl doesn't get off. |
live a little bro.
sometimes lies are a necessity.
I'm not going to tell a girl "sorry but i smelled something funky from your ass/clit area and i went soft"
no I in go Johnny Depp on her and win me a in award |
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| Ania_xox |
This whole smell thing is ing revolting.
I understand if someone's breath smells because they ate something with garlic... or if their farts smell because they ate beans... or if the underarms of their shirt smell after a soccer game.
Nothing else is acceptable.
that is so gross. Everyone should have a bidet. |
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| TaurusNYY |
| I have faked an orgasim as well once, I was kinda lit so I had what they call in the medical professional Dopius Dickus- or for the laymen Dope Dick. Anyway after a good hour of doing our thing I got pretty bored with the chick and the session so I had to pull out the OOO Face- she was surprised and said "did you reallY" I said yeah all done, she busted me since she checked the condom and was highly disapointed that she didnt make me cum since I had for her a few times- by then I was calling her a cab and trying to find her clothes. Ok maybe I said to much on this one. |
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| EarnYourKeep |
lol this dude said DopiusDickus
go back to ism already |
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| Sphere City |
choke them make them bubble their spit
step on their little necks
thread the needle
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