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Guys faking sex (pg. 3)
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| Redd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
live a little bro.
sometimes lies are a necessity.
I'm not going to tell a girl "sorry but i smelled something funky from your ass/clit area and i went soft"
no I in go Johnny Depp on her and win me a in award |
Didn't see me listing telling that to the girl as an option. And I still don't see why you need to fake an orgasm to get away with it. If she smells bad you probably don't want to her again so why bother trying to win an award? Low selfesteem? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
Didn't see me listing telling that to the girl as an option. And I still don't see why you need to fake an orgasm to get away with it. If she smells bad you probably don't want to her again so why bother trying to win an award? Low selfesteem? |
you have no game. you probably in missionary everytime |
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| Redd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you have no game. you probably in missionary everytime |
Kind of expected a reply like this after my last sentence in that post. You ask a question, get an answer you don't like and make derogatory assumption based on absolutely nothing. You suck, and probably can't for . I mean, since you get the smelly ones.
Also, I do, but I'm guessing you got that story from your mom, who sadly wouldn't let me her any other way :( |
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| Vivid Boy |
| ooo a mama joke how clever. maybe i should retort with a "my penis is bigger then yours" joke to even it out? but no instead, just as ty ill just comment on the fact we all know why you've never faked an orgasm, you dont reach far enough in the process to either a) tire out or b)smell something that turns you off a bit. You're probably too busy concentrating on your breathing patterns, sweating lookin at the clock, envisioning your grandma in a bikini trying to hit the 2 min mark. |
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| Redd |
| Hey, I only replied with the same kind of bull you did. The way you try to turn "me" into "we" is nothing but sad. And after all, I'm not the one who has to lie to the girls I . What was the reason again, your dick going limp? Happen much? :stongue: |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you have no game. you probably in missionary everytime |
that's the way i do it, but i ran out of little black boys:( |
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| igottaknow |
| I don't do missionary because I'm agnostic. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I don't do missionary because I'm agnostic. |
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| mayday_member |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
Didn't see me listing telling that |
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| Redd |
| quote: | Originally posted by mayday_member
:conf: |
ahh I used two verbs with an "ing"-ending after each other. brainfart, learned that is a no-no long time ago. the sentence should read "[...]list telling[...]". does it compute now, champ?
edit: 21 posts since 2004 and this is one of them? nice :p |
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| mayday_member |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
ahh I used two verbs with an "ing"-ending after each other. brainfart, learned that is a no-no long time ago. the sentence should read "[...]list telling[...]". does it compute now, champ?
edit: 21 posts since 2004 and this is one of them? nice :p |
what can i say...i'm a lurker! |
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