Meanest Thing You ever Said to Someone that You Dated or had Relations with (pg. 3)
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djhaziel |
I was once dating this hairy bitch.
Me:"Have you ever heard of brazilian wax ?"
Her: "no what is that?"
Me: " its a wax that nowadays everyone uses down there... you should try it , and while you are at it you could also sort that off your nipples... " |
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The17sss |
quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
I was once dating this hairy bitch.
Me:"Have you ever heard of brazilian wax ?"
Her: "no what is that?"
Me: " its a wax that nowadays everyone uses down there... you should try it , and while you are at it you could also sort that off your nipples... " |
:wtf:
dude, what was going on with her nipples?? |
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Zyklon_Jay |
quote: | Originally posted by infiniteJEST
By that point it would be classified as hentai, or yaoi if you're anal about terminology. |
i dunno i like my cp to be real. |
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Lira |
I can't remember the last time I said something mean to anyone at all :p |
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WittyHandle |
quote: | Originally posted by infiniteJEST
Eh I had a chick say to me, "just because I want to you doesn't mean I want you around."
still puzzles me to this day. :conf: |
Number?
quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I can't remember the last time I said something mean to anyone at all :p |
Boooooooring. |
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igottaknow |
quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I can't remember the last time I said something mean to anyone at all :p |
the only time i can think of is when we had you cornered in the sneaker thread. :tongue3 |
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chlola |
Threesome with another dude? Sure. |
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Zyklon_Jay |
i remember telling one girl, "look if i wanted to have my life controlled by a bitch with cankles i'd date perez hilton.".
needless to say, she shut up and did my dishes. |
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Lira |
quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
Boooooooring. |
If I don't have anything witty to say at the time, I'd rather save it for the next occasion and/or dodge anything offensive with a joke.
Oh, wait, I did tell some TA's to go themselves last month... though it was the first time ever I think I said it in English (and the last time I said it in Portuguese was in Middle school, in a similar outburst, as I recall it).
Edit: As IGK pointed out :p |
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igottaknow |
quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If I don't have anything witty to say at the time, I'd rather save it for the next occasion and/or dodge anything offensive with a joke.
Oh, wait, I did tell some TA's to go themselves last month... though it was the first time ever I think I said it in English (and the last time I said it in Portuguese was in Middle school, in a similar outburst, as I recall it).
Edit: As IGK pointed out :p |
the funny thing is we were honestly trying to help you. telling someone what you actually think pisses ppl off more just look at the saka thread. |
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Lira |
quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
the funny thing is we were honestly try to help you |
Let's just leave that behind, shall we? :p |
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Vivid Boy |
girls also tend not to like it when you tell them their face stinks |
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