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Meanest Thing You ever Said to Someone that You Dated or had Relations with (pg. 5)
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| Vivid Boy |
the best is what my best friend did.
he picked his gf up and she had the break up talk with him. he didnt say anything and she was like "arent you gonna say anything???"
and he replies. "Nope."
presses its atuolocks on the car and turns on the car and peels out of the parking lot. then he starts doing like 200 km/h down the street and around the neighborhood until she starts crying. he looks at her with an evil look and while theyre flying says "youre gonna die tonight!" to which she replies in full cry mode "OWWMAHGAWWD!" he then stops teh car abruptly and starts crackin up and in his laughter says "ok get the outta my car now" continues laughing while she calls him a dick and gets out of the car nowhere near her house and he continues to laugh all the way to my house to tell me what happeend |
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| Orbital32 |
Around 2007 I had a live-in girlfriend who i was kicking out of my house. She didn't want to breakup and was trying her damnest to keep the relationship. She tells me, "I went to the doctor today. He thinks i'm pregnant." I'm tell her, "How does a doctor THINK you are pregnant."
I knew she always dreamed of having kids someday, so at that moment i could only think of one thing to say. "There is no way we are staying together, but I hope you are pregnant. I will do everything in my power to have the kid love me more than you. I will make it so the kid will never want to be around you."
She ran out the house crying. I finished my boxing match on the Wii. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| "I ate your falafel while you were sleeping." |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
her:"This was me when I was a baby!"
*shows me a pic of her when she was a kid*
me: "Ughhh you looked like an abortion that survived"
She wouldnt speak to me for weeks. next time I saw her I banged her. |
i always knew you were cool
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| Ted Promo |
| Wanna move to Des Moines? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i always knew you were cool
:rolleyes: |
you have a twisted sense of whats cool. That wasnt me being cool that was just an example of me surviving, making amends and getting what I want using charm. Something you seem to lack, bottom feeder ;) |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the best is what my best friend did.
he picked his gf up and she had the break up talk with him. he didnt say anything and she was like "arent you gonna say anything???"
and he replies. "Nope."
presses its atuolocks on the car and turns on the car and peels out of the parking lot. then he starts doing like 200 km/h down the street and around the neighborhood until she starts crying. he looks at her with an evil look and while theyre flying says "youre gonna die tonight!" to which she replies in full cry mode "OWWMAHGAWWD!" he then stops teh car abruptly and starts crackin up and in his laughter says "ok get the outta my car now" continues laughing while she calls him a dick and gets out of the car nowhere near her house and he continues to laugh all the way to my house to tell me what happeend |
such a great story |
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| igottaknow |
| So you tricked her into trying to prove you wrong by getting you to sleep with her. Or you just insulted her for the fun of it and didn't realize until later why it worked. Either way good job. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| IGK the second part of what you said. I'm not that cunning lol. |
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| freakster |
| I once asked my g/f if she had gained weight. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
just remembered this one.... i was at a local bar with my most recent gf, a friend of hers, and that girls bf (a friend of mine). All 3 of them were just sitting there on their cellphones. I looked over and the girl I was seeing was on foursquare, so I let them all know "wow..I could never date anybody who uses foursquare."
I guess it doesn't seem that mean without knowing that... I broke up with her an hour later. :eyespop: :eyespop: :eyespop: |
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| Dj Nacht |
| I really regret saying it but " you're going to be alone forever like mommy". I regret it only because her mom is such a great person :( |
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