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Girls + Junk Food + Time (pg. 5)
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| Danny Ocean |
| most of the girls from my HS have grown into fit women, when they were once fatties. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Unless by "let go", you mean that you've taken the handbrake off a truck full of lard and crashed it into whatever you behold as precious... mostly their arse it would seem. |
:haha: You should write short stories and post them here for all of us. |
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| ultra82 |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
It only takes a couple of years for the transformation ladies! :p
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amazing, she was beautiful :( |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| every woman is one bad break-up away |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by bigjimslade002
AWESOME SIDENOTE: I NOTICED A GIRL ON FACEBOOK I KNEW WHO GOT MARRIED AND NOW HER LAST NAME IS "RECTANUS".I KID YOU NOT |
Even better if her maiden name started with a W. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by bigjimslade002
i finally just simply said "man you were so hot in high school what happened tubby?"and walked out with her not being able to muster a comeback. |
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I saw a girl from my high school like 6 years after graduating, who was a year older than me and of the ultra snobby crowd, waiting tables at TGIFridays. She ended up getting our table which had 2 other friends from our school and my dad. She recognized us, we recognized her, but we all pretended like nobody had any idea who was who. It was like an unspoken understanding that she was embarrassed and we were nice enough to not make it awkward for her. :p |
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| Renzo |
Depressing thread.
Nice going, Kevin. |
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| Desiderata |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
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Holy . I can't imagine if my mom was only 15 years older than me. |
Yup man, it was weird with the guy friends and the jokes, But it stopped being brought to my attention around my Freshman year, Either everyone was to busy with their own girlfriends or some respect grew, or my mom wasn't as young looking compared to high school girls. Anyhow, it finally stopped. lol. This is an e-mail she sent me like a week ago.
Shower Sex
In a recent survey requested by President Obama, African- Americans
have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for him, by a leading toiletries firm, a huge
majority, 86% of African Americans, said that they have had sex in the
shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
Sort of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it!
I'm not the only one with a radically cool mom am I? Oh, she felt horrible when I was 3 and I guess I noticed her put an old film case for a camera those black ones with a gray lid, they are really old and common for hiding drugs in at least amongst their group when I was a kid. Anyway, my mom left to work and my Grandma was in the kitchen, I grabbed the film case from a self using the couch and next thing my Grandma said I was rolling on the floor all we rid. My mom came rushing home from work and the Ambulance came she had to tell them what was in the film case, I hear story 14 later.... 3 hits of acid. Heard my stomach was pumped and induced vomiting but I always thought once acid is in the system, there isn't much you can do. So yeah 3 years old, on 3 hits of acid...it was weird being around that enviroment. My mom chilled out at 22. Took my Dad years to chill out. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
:stongue:
I saw a girl from my high school like 6 years after graduating, who was a year older than me and of the ultra snobby crowd, waiting tables at TGIFridays. She ended up getting our table which had 2 other friends from our school and my dad. She recognized us, we recognized her, but we all pretended like nobody had any idea who was who. It was like an unspoken understanding that she was embarrassed and we were nice enough to not make it awkward for her. :p |
Similar story happened with some head that worked at Denny's. I made him work like a dog and didn't tip him. It was pretty awesome. |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by bigjimslade002
i finally just simply said "man you were so hot in high school what happened tubby?"and walked out with her not being able to muster a comback. |
You should have given her a questioning look and pointed out your leftover scraps of food on the table.
(I'm assuming there was SOMETHING left behind) |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| i've loosened my original preconception of fat people and have realized that they are the glue that holds society together. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Similar story happened with some head that worked at Denny's. I made him work like a dog and didn't tip him. It was pretty awesome. |
Haha!!!! Love it. :haha: |
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