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| boris_the_bear |
| alright! we got bigger dicks than russians |
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| gmilf |
| when people measure penises is it the length engorged or flaccid? |
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| infiniteJEST |
| Flaccid's pretty unreliable. There's an expression that one is either "show or grow" popular amongst adolescent males & various members of TA. The idea is that a flaccid wang is either 'show', meaning that it's more or less at its engorged size & when erect just kind of stands up; or 'grow', meaning it's normally smaller but expands to (hopefully) heroic proportions when aroused. Of course that's not to say there are boundless variations of show and/or grow in between. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
when people measure penises is it the length engorged or flaccid? |
jesus christ can you imagine a whole nation of ppl with 7.1 inches flaccid being the average???
they'd be shooting lazers out of their dicks, taking over the world |
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| FuzzQi |
| quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
New Zealand beats Australia AGAING.... lulz :p |
suck it |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzQi
suck it |
Too big, sorry. |
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| Lilith |
| Damn it, finally get a penis thread on the cor and all we get is a world of disappointment and mediocrity. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Too big, sorry. |
:stongue: :stongue: awesome response. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Damn it, finally get a penis thread on the cor and all we get is a world of disappointment and mediocrity. |
Like penises could do anything but disappoint you :p |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| the world has small penises. |
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| gmilf |
Okay, I bought a diamond not too long ago and I feel that the way they grade a diamond would make for a much better system of measuring penises. They have the 4 c's which could be quickly adapted to grade a penis. Because, those congo dudes could be as thin as a pencil and we are all thinking right now that they are blessed. So, the 4 c's
Clarity, Cut, Color, and Carat are the original
I suggest a ratio rating as in the cut. Perhaps 6in length/ 5 inch girth is considered ideal, and as such would receive an a rating.
Instead of clarity we could have straightness. completely straight receives an "F (flawless)" curved a bit could be VVS crooked is I (imperfect)
The color is easy if it matches the body it is correct if it is lighter or darker we can grade it as a plus or minus diviation from the standard which in this case we will measure as your individual bodies skin tone.
And the carat is where the length comes in. So, congo has a 7.1 average carat rating. This would lead to less misrepresentation when it becomes time to undress. When the girl asks how big you are you may now respond as i.e. an 8 inch C F. She will then ask if its a good c or a bad c and this is what leads me to think that the system has room for improvement. But, so does the length only method we currently us. Maybe we should start recording volume instead. I don't know, I've probably already put too much thought into this. |
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