:stongue: I was waiting for that, but is it not true that other bits are equally if not more important than length. And I realize that it sounds like I am short and stubby now trying to argue that my is just as good but I have heard a lot of people complain about the length being a misrepresentation and I speak altruistically on their behalf.
Halcyon+On+On
Water displacement is the only method I trust to deliver any accuracy.
VDub
Curve is subjective though...
Some chicks like it so to give a curve an automatic F, I think, is wrong...
Mind you, some prefer small to big as well so...
Maybe you're on to something...
gmilf
yeah...and I didn't even have a firmness grade. If someone can only go half mast and squishy at best its not as good. However rocks are measured on a hardness scale so it would not be that difficult to incorporate this as well.
Oh, and F was for Flawless...but an a b c scale might be better and some curvature should be allowed but if he can piss around a corner marks will and should be shed regardless of one or two girls preference because I think the overwhelming majority would like to leave their inner walls intact.
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by gmilf
Dude, you put way too much time into creating a system to compare dicks. The only useful grounds to compare based on is how often does it get used; everything else is really inconsequential.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Fag!
gmilf
Go braid your pubes men are discussing penises. :p
Silky Johnson
Men discussing penises sounds pretty in gay, bro.
gmilf
How's it gay if we are describing penises and how they will be accepted/feel to women?
Halcyon+On+On
Much like the capacity of a brain is gauged by the folds and intricacies rather than the sheer volume of it, scrotum wrinkles should be factored into the index of power, as well. I mean, the scrote really is the foundation as well, the wherewithal to use the appendage in question is obviously derivative of it's very mind - and let's be honest here, guys, the entire region is certainly not piloted by anything contained in the thing that rests upon our shoulders.
Zyklon_Jay
so apparently banora wears strap ons.
gmilf
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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
the world has small penises.
Yeah I was shocked by this too, I thought the average for the whole world was around 7.
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Zyklon_Jay- so apparently banora wears strap ons.
just to be clear, when you say strap ons do you mean multiple ones at the same time? As in one in the front and one in the back so that she could have someone kneeling in front of her and behind her as she thrusts back and forth. Or as in the person in front is getting double penetration from her strap ons. Or she has an assortment to choose from, one at a time?
