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if jesus and mohamed got into a fight who would win?
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| DJ Itchy Tits |
| I think mohamed would get a crazy curved sword but then again jesus would have unlimited lives. |
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| Moongoose |
The popcorn industry.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Shiva wins. |
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| LiquidX |
| well it literally doesn't make sense, cause Mohammed was a prophet, who too recognized Jesus soo.. I'd say Jesus |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| The rest of us. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by LiquidX
well it literally doesn't make sense, cause Mohammed was a prophet, who too recognized Jesus soo.. I'd say Jesus |
Yeah but Mohammed recognised Jesus as a prophet, not messiah. For the muslims Jesus is the number 2 guy.
It's a fun question and probably depends on how you choose to look at it. Jesus, despite being a bit of a vandal was pretty much a hippy so one could say chances are he'd just turn the other cheek (makes sense considering he coined the phrase). Mohammed on the other hand conqured whole tribes, towns, regions so on pure aggression one has to say Mohammed has the advantage. That said, the childhood gospel of Thomas (or is it Philip.. , can't remember) has a story of Jesus killing a kid with a touch just to watch him die and then bringing him back to life for the lulz... that sort of power and callousness is kind of hard to compete with. Add to this the whole "Jesus the destroyer of evil" thing breaking off in the book of Revelation and the muslim belief that Jesus ain't dead but just chilling with Allah waiting to lead (and win) the epic battle against evil and you gotta go with Jesus. So it's a tough choice... Mohammed has experience in in' up hard-core but The Big JC is the one God taps to really kick some ass... which has got to count for something. Do you go with experience or potential? |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
The rest of us. |
I was gonna say Santa.
However. Jesus - peace loving hippie, who'd turn the other cheek. Mohammed - crazy, child mollesting, donkey fluffing warlord. Gotta bet on da crazy muslin. |
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| Lira |
| Potential. Even if he lacks the experience to do the right thing, I'm sure he's going to end up killing something else and scare Med to death! |
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| aNYthing |
Yes, I'm undecided, coz
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| Desiderata |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Yes, I'm undecided, coz
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| ZuLi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It's a fun question and probably depends on how you choose to look at it. Jesus, despite being a bit of a vandal was pretty much a hippy so one could say chances are he'd just turn the other cheek (makes sense considering he coined the phrase). Mohammed on the other hand conqured whole tribes, towns, regions so on pure aggression one has to say Mohammed has the advantage. That said, the childhood gospel of Thomas (or is it Philip.. , can't remember) has a story of Jesus killing a kid with a touch just to watch him die and then bringing him back to life for the lulz... that sort of power and callousness is kind of hard to compete with. Add to this the whole "Jesus the destroyer of evil" thing breaking off in the book of Revelation and the muslim belief that Jesus ain't dead but just chilling with Allah waiting to lead (and win) the epic battle against evil and you gotta go with Jesus. So it's a tough choice... Mohammed has experience in in' up hard-core but The Big JC is the one God taps to really kick some ass... which has got to count for something. Do you go with experience or potential? |
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