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so i scored a job interview today with a hot chick...
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| TranceSpeeder |
| ...how do I get her to bang me? hahaha. oh... its for a job I really dont want. |
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| bas |
| Get her cell number and fire off pics of your peen to her inbox. |
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| Ted Promo |
USE FORCE
USE YOUR HANDS |
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| TranceSpeeder |
| quote: | Originally posted by Reza
jerk off before |
hahaha nah man... |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceSpeeder
...how do I get her to bang me? hahaha. oh... its for a job I really dont want. |
you plant your feet in the ground, look that bitch square in the eyes and say, "baby, you and me is going on a date that's end of story." |
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| TranceSpeeder |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
you plant your feet in the ground, look that bitch square in the eyes and say, "baby, you and me is going on a date that's end of story." |
i might get escorted out for that one hahaha. |
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| jupiterone |
| you should probably just take the job and befriend her if you want her to suck your penis. that's usually the first step unless you're a rapist |
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| TranceSpeeder |
| I really dont want the job... its one of those pyramid scams. |
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| jupiterone |
| win her over with chloroform |
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| enydo |
| Rape her on the desk forcefully. Assert your dominance. |
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| geroin |
| easy... pretend you're really interested and invite her out to discuss it further |
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