I said I'd probably ride it around for a little while and then call the zoo to pick it up because I'm not an elephant keeper.
I feel like the interview is basically them just getting a gauge on how personable you are. Just appear confident and it should be smooth sailing. The face to face interview is to weed out the people who look good on paper but have no interpersonal skills. Try not to say "uh" or "um" at all throughout the interview.
The17sss
I was telling banora the other day that when I interview someone, if it's like the 2nd interview I do a lunch meeting. As we walk to the parking lot I'll say, "Do you mind driving?" I like to see how they keep the inside of their car... if it's messy as I know they're probably a relatively unorganized or lazy person. I know that sounds like a generalization, and I don't base a hiring decision on it. It's just something for me to add to the mental rolodex. Mostly, it's for my own personal amusement; the look of utter panic on the faces of those who know their cars look like a tornado went through it is hilarious. They feel like they can't say no when I ask too. Gotta keep myself entertained sometimes, you know? :p
Zyklon_Jay
I wouldn't let you in my car because then i would be too scared that you might be an ms 13 member.
igottaknow
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Originally posted by The17sss
I was telling banora the other day that when I interview someone, if it's like the 2nd interview I do a lunch meeting. As we walk to the parking lot I'll say, "Do you mind driving?" I like to see how they keep the inside of their car... if it's messy as I know they're probably a relatively unorganized or lazy person. I know that sounds like a generalization, and I don't base a hiring decision on it. It's just something for me to add to the mental rolodex. Mostly, it's for my own personal amusement; the look of utter panic on the faces of those who know their cars look like a tornado went through it is hilarious. They feel like they can't say no when I ask too. Gotta keep myself entertained sometimes, you know? :p
*Pulls up in a van
Jokes on you :clown:
The17sss
I'm clearly not brown enough to pass
Banora
quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
They feel like they can't say no when I ask too.
I'd say no, then spout some hippie bull about the evils of cars and that is how the MAN gets you, you know what I am sayin', brother? :p
Zyklon_Jay
My name is Joe, and I Am Canadian.
srussell0018
lol at the guy being on his phone when he punches him. Are all canadians like this, or is it just Vancouver?
It's also not that hard to knock someone out with one punch if you hit them from the side when they're not expecting it. Just sayin'.
igottaknow
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Originally posted by Banora
I'd say no, then spout some hippie bull about the evils of cars and that is how the MAN gets you, you know what I am sayin', brother? :p
you wouldn't get the job since you just admitted you have no means of transportation. good way to screen yourself out.
Zyklon_Jay
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Originally posted by srussell0018
lol at the guy being on his phone when he punches him. Are all canadians like this, or is it just Vancouver?
It's also not that hard to knock someone out with one punch if you hit them from the side when they're not expecting it.
we should do lunch, i'll bring the beaver.
srussell0018
What species?
Zyklon_Jay
we don hav no gun vilence, i gat ya gun vilence rite here. *points at fist*
