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Batshit insane has a new definition
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| FuzzQi |
| par for the course |
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| Happymess |
| I am decidedly not shocked by anything anymore.. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| You guys act as though this has never happened to you. :conf: |
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| srussell0018 |
| I thought you were supposed to put them under your pillow and then the stillbirth fairy comes and leaves you a nickel? Sounds like she made a poor financial decision. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| That wasn't a nickel, it was a condom. You ate it anyway, didn't you? |
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| srussell0018 |
| But I like go-gurt :( |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Yet again you are mistaken. The go-gurt fairy comes when you leave milk beneath your pillow for 2 weeks. |
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| srussell0018 |
But I thought home made go-gurt was always made inside of condoms :conf: This whole situation is becoming confusing :mad:
Moral of the story: Don't eat anything under your pillow. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I once had sex with a girl on this fat girl's bed while she was at work. An unopened can of baked beans rolled out from beneath her pillow. I tell no lie. |
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| srussell0018 |
| WELL WERE THEY BUSH'S? |
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