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B****es That Don't Wanna F**K (pg. 7)
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| Vivid Boy |
text her and say "i just read your status on fb why did you blow me off like that? that aint cool"
she'll either respond or not. if she doesnt the with that attention whore who gives a
if she does jsyt smooth talk and be like "I wanted to hang out with you tomorrow cause i felt terrible about not spending time with you at the party and wanted to make up for it. but this happened at the party and i couldnt...(place a reason here)."
hopefully with some sweet talking back and forth you can then set up another date with the girl. Now when youre out with her dont try to bang her. make out with her a bit but dont go for the gold. You'll get batted away. kiss her a bit and set up another date on the spot. Then the next time you go out with her, bang her and never call again.
girl is an attention whore. Shes trying to get your attention. you dont want that as a gf, but you do wanna bang it.so hit it n quit it |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement. |
:stongue: |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| You can't tell me that you guys have not made out at least once with someone that kisses like that. Like that , i no need no pink eye. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
You can't tell me that you guys have not made out at least once with someone that kisses like that. Like that , i no need no pink eye. |
i hate kissing period. most of the time while im kissing im checking the clock timing out 5 minutes to put my hand on her cooter. I also make out with my eyes open which makes it awkward when they open theres and now we're staring at eachother and i quickly check the clock again |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i hate kissing period. most of the time while im kissing im checking the clock timing out 5 minutes to put my hand on her cooter. I also make out with my eyes open which makes it awkward when they open theres and now we're staring at eachother and i quickly check the clock again |
I think they have an app for that |
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| knowhope |
| Edit: NSFW link deleted. I thought it was a bit too much. |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
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:haha: :stongue: :haha: :crazy: :haha: :stongue:
Been a long LONG time since I've laughed that hard. Thanks kev. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
:haha: :stongue: :haha: :crazy: :haha: :stongue:
Been a long LONG time since I've laughed that hard. Thanks kev. |
anytime... lol. that's easily the best of that Rock meme I've come across. :p |
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| Tasty Onions |
Yeah, that is a great one.  |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
In all honesty, AnotherWay, it seems you think way too much about sex. It's as though it somehow became your only purpose in life and the only thing you can talk about at length. That's okay if you're a bloke and you're occasionally talking with your mates, but this is probably becoming a girl-repellent, I suspect.
I know it's hot when a girl approaches you and says she wants to help you dunk your churro, but when you come across as a desperate lustful bloodthirsty deprived stallion, it's no surprise she changed her mind even after she showed you her pair of udderly awesome mammalian pillows. If you don't tackle this problem, even Sushi's advice can backfire. |
wtf :conf: how'd i get in here?
altho everything you said is true, i'm obsessed with dammit :whip: but seriously, what else is there? IS LIFE. deal with it!! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
wtf :conf: how'd i get in here? |
Your thread was right under this one when I clicked and I was browsing without images in my office (because the internet there is extremely slow) and got you two mixed up. I apologise for my mistake.
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
altho everything you said is true, i'm obsessed with dammit :whip: but seriously, what else is there? IS LIFE. deal with it!! |
Well, if you're getting it and it pleases you, then that's what matters - I thought you were the one in trouble :p |
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| simplcake |
| you should have smashed when u had your chance, not play in pool with your butt buddies. chick shows you her pierced titties and next thing u do is take a swim? |
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