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B****es That Don't Wanna F**K (pg. 8)
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| Quazar |
| quote: | Originally posted by simplcake
you should have smashed when u had your chance, not play in pool with your butt buddies. chick shows you her pierced titties and next thing u do is take a swim? |
Exactly, you should have pulled her into a room and started going at it right then. By the end of a party normally everyone is so out of it that there's no way in hell they'll have good sex. You're supposed to do it early, then get hammered and go for a celebratory swim in the pool! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by simplcake
you should have smashed when u had your chance, not play in pool with your butt buddies. chick shows you her pierced titties and next thing u do is take a swim? |
he play hard to get |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
So my friend had a party at his house this past weekend and I invited this girl that I've had a minor thing with for a few years now. We don't get together too often but when we do it's always the same in' story: she teases me to the point of some serious bonerification and then puts a few cards in play that ultimately result in 1) my dick not getting wet and 2) me sleeping alone.
I've reached a point where I would be 100% okay with dropping her and forgetting all about it were it not for recent developments--at the party she took me aside and after making out for a bit she showed me her new nipple piercings. Nipple piercings are pretty much my kryptonite ever since last year when I dated a girl who had them. Since then all I've wanted to do was put that metal in my mouth, or play around with it, and so on and so forth. You get the picture. When she showed me it was pretty much a "boooinnnggg--oing---oinggg" moment. Strangely enough, I had never even seen her breasts before. She started talking about stuff we would do later and, naturally, I was excited.
As you may have already guessed, she let me the fuk down that night and got picked up instead of sleeping over my friends place. It may have had something to do with the fact that I spent more time in the pool than talking to her, by a seriously massive margin, but that's neither here nor there.
So anyway, I saw those piercings and have been thinking about it since friday. Her trepidation when it came to sleeping with me had always been related to her belief that I would let her down, or simply wouldn't date her. The latter is certainly true. I don't think the former is. She also disagreed with my insistence on not pursuing her at all (she's younger and talks about me like I'm the best thing since sliced bread so I don't give a ). Since then I've tried to be really decent to her, wanting to take her out and all that bull .
Sunday we agreed that we'd hang out on Friday but she blew me off. What a bitch. We were gonna go to the park. Tonight, I see she posted on her facebook "who wants to go for a hike at the park tomorrow?". What a total bitch. What should I do? I'm gonna text her something vile.
Also, feel free to share your stories about the young bitches that won't and drive you up the wall. I'm looking for more vivid boy type stories than IGK type stories. Cheers, bitches. |
#whitepeopleproblems
Also, I love nipple rings. .
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I always find honesty works well. Next time she wants to start just lay it out there... "listen, if this isn't going to end with me ejaculating in you or on you then I'm not interested." Say it flatly with no discernable emotion. Then pull your unit out of your pants and just leave it out there.
works every time. |
Awww...I think this is how he proposed to Miss Hazard. Look how happy they are! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
wtf :conf: how'd i get in here?
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| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Your thread was right under this one when I clicked and I was browsing without images in my office (because the internet there is extremely slow) and got you two mixed up. I apologise for my mistake.
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| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
the OP is LADaze... |
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| denys envy |
sorry i'm late to the advice party, and someone probably already deduced this. but she's obviously trying to get you to commit before laying down some pipe.
don't fall for that relationship before bull and move on to the next project. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
in you or on you |
why only those two options?
maybe i'm just way past that, but i lately i find there are many creative places into/onto which to ejaculate. and you can gift her cleaning products in the future. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
why only those two options?
maybe i'm just way past that, but i lately i find there are many creative places into/onto which to ejaculate. and you can gift her cleaning products in the future. |
Personally, I'm only satisfied if I'm claiming the broad by ejaculating in her or defiling her by cumming on her. I don't really care for spooging on property... I was always taught to respect people's property. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
sorry i'm late to the advice party, and someone probably already deduced this. but she's obviously trying to get you to commit before laying down some pipe.
don't fall for that relationship before bull and move on to the next project. |
i think the girl is just totally crazy. last night i was drinking at my friends with a few ppl who were at the same party. this one girl i'm friends with was telling me how pierced mammaries girl was talking to her that night about how 'relationships are so lame' etc etc. meanwhile, that same night, she was saying to me about how we should be together. bitch is out of her mind |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
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Wait, aren't you the same dude that couldn't close the deal with that married couger a while back. I'm starting to think that you're the problem here. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
LOL.
that deal was closed a while ago |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
LOL.
that deal was closed a while ago |
Are you back in town? Bring your slutty friends to my party tomorrow. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| I'm not back until end of August. I still have to book my flight, but I'm thinking Aug 22nd or 23rd - enough time to get settled in before that Get Lost party on sat night and then the hot natured party on sunday (both of which i'm retardedly excited for) and late enough that I won't miss Dettmann playing in NYC the weekend before :p |
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