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this has happened to me twice now (pg. 4)
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| knowhope |
| Cool storay brahzorz. Got moar? |
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| igottaknow |
| crappy story if you ask me |
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| knowhope |
| quote: | Originally posted by Igottadontknow
crappy story if you ask me |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
crappy story if you ask me |
You can do better IGK. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
You can do better IGK. |
Unfortunately, he can't :( |
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| Alex |
| I actually know a guy that abuses puns to no end. It's kind of like watching an episode of "how its made" on Discovery. That bitch just lays down a good 10 puns per episode. |
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| igottaknow |
| Sorry guys had a long weekend and i'm kinda pooped |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desiderata
Well, anyWAY... Now you know that females not only fart but they defecate also and apparently they do it during sex (never has happened to me) but I have to ask if this is your second time this happened to you then why did you make that Thread? Unless, you have been having fornication with ugly females.
Don't feel bad I have a few under my belt when I was young. |
Flawless logic to prove he only porks uggers. Zing. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores , so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with . When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was ing livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were ing 300 thread count sheets that whore.
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
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Well you are ing disgusting aren't you? How in the name of Pie was that even remotely arousing experience? You must take some ed up drugs or your must be half dead to have to do that kinda of depraved to get off.
I bet your mother's fanny honks by the way. |
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