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this has happened to me twice now (pg. 5)
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| igottaknow |
| third time's a charm |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| Vanilla sex is for Christians...no thanks. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Vanilla sex is for Christians...no thanks. |
You woke up with and olive oil all over you and your bed.
At what point does this cross from a dreadful, revolting experience into a sexually gratifying one?
Honestly, how you can even brag about that... |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos. |
I thought you only enjoyed pasta? |
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| WittyHandle |
| So Jay eats da poo poo? |
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| igottaknow |
| I enjoy jay's tales of love making. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos. |
What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| 300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I enjoy jay's tales of love making. |
I'm starting to believe you purposely leave yourself open so people can have a go at you. |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets? |
:o |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
I thought you only enjoyed pasta? |
brown pasta.
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard. |
yeah, but whores get newspaper covering the bed. I saw it on the Dog Whisperer, it works!
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets? |
Leon Phelps, that's who. |
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