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Airport Security is stupid (pg. 3)
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| knowhope |
I traveled with a baggy of MDMA once from Prague to Paris.
WINNING! |
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| Boomer187 |
I had to go in the room behind the scanners on Saturday because they said I had a "groin anomaly". Which means this dude had to swipe his hand along my weenus.
What was odd was they tested the glove....wtf you gonna find on a glove you wiped across my shorts....with my weenus behind it! |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I had to go in the room behind the scanners on Saturday because they said I had a "groin anomaly". Which means this dude had to swipe his hand along my weenus.
What was odd was they tested the glove....wtf you gonna find on a glove you wiped across my shorts....with my weenus behind it! |
are you sure that this wasn't some kind of fantasy/dream?
:wtf: |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by knowhope
I traveled with a baggy of MDMA once from Prague to Paris.
WINNING! |
that's not difficult to do...often resembles sugar packets and doesn't typically red flag on the scan.
i was once stopped for two racks of babyback ribs. had to put the extra bbq sauce in my 1-qt bag :wtf: |
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| Sushipunk |
| You were flying with 2 racks of ribs? :wtf: |
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| igottaknow |
| ribbed for her pleasure? |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You were flying with 2 racks of ribs? :wtf: |
i sure was. wasn't the first time, either :p |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
i sure was. wasn't the first time, either :p |
That's really random :haha: |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I had to go in the room behind the scanners on Saturday because they said I had a "groin anomaly". Which means this dude had to swipe his hand along my weenus.
What was odd was they tested the glove....wtf you gonna find on a glove you wiped across my shorts....with my weenus behind it! |
What the :stongue: |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
That's really random :haha: |
i've flown with all kinds of food -- cuban sandwiches from miami, pineapples from honolulu, a kilo of chocolate from switzerland, 2kg of haribo from berlin, an entire carry-on of salt+vinegar crisps from london, crunchies from sydney... sometimes, when you find good food, you have to take it with you. my kiwi friend flew home with 48 cans of diet sunkist :haha: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
i've flown with all kinds of food -- cuban sandwiches from miami, pineapples from honolulu, a kilo of chocolate from switzerland, 2kg of haribo from berlin, an entire carry-on of salt+vinegar crisps from london, crunchies from sydney... sometimes, when you find good food, you have to take it with you. my kiwi friend flew home with 48 cans of diet sunkist :haha: |
See, all of those things I kind of get. Meat though, I dunno, it just seems random :p |
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