Originally posted by dj_alfi
:wtf: Where in the do you have your butthole?
it was to emphasise just how hard some of them try.
Blake
I often wonder just how much inbreeding has played a part in both the history and present state of human kind.
I mean, as long as we're all related, does it pretty much guarantee that things will be ed up?
FuzzQi
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
That's what my friend said. "I guess she stopped using the horn"
She never made a peep though, she just sat there. Everyone had to hit the curb to go around her when the traffic started moving :stongue:
hawkward
FuzzQi
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Originally posted by clay
yeah this kind of act comes pretty natural to me, especially since im drunk most of the time when im doing my shopping. giving other people advices on what they should buy and . freaking out people. :whip:
Bahahaha I was tipsy after lunch this one time in Melbourne, then we went shopping and I was being so talkative. Went to T2 and I started going on to one of the girls about how awesome this particular teapot model's tea strainer was. And she gave me one for free. YUSSS.
dj_alfi
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Originally posted by Ian
it was to emphasise just how hard some of them try.
it would still be hard to push something DOWN your sphincter. unless of course you have yours on youy head or something. or if you was standing upsidedown, but why would you do that? thats preposterous
Arbiter
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Originally posted by dj_alfi
it would still be hard to push something DOWN your sphincter. unless of course you have yours on youy head or something. or if you was standing upsidedown, but why would you do that? thats preposterous
If you don't have any sphincters on your head, then I'd say you have bigger problems than annoying people trying to sell you .
dj_alfi
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Originally posted by Arbiter
If you don't have any sphincters on your head, then I'd say you have bigger problems than annoying people trying to sell you .
Even though there are over 50 sphincters on the human body, when someone refers to "the sphincter" it is implied that it is the external anal sphincter they are talking about. I highly doubt he was talking about the pupillary sphincter.
Zharen
I have a friend who lost his family member a few months ago. He's been in a pretty depressed state, constantly smoking pot and drinking expensive cognac. There's this camp out coming up next week and me and another friend agree that he would probably benefit in going. Get him out of the house for a weekend, party with some cool people and have a change of scenery. This girl he knows wanted to buy him a ticket but he kept turning her down. He just doesn't like girls buying him things, some kind of weird gentlemanly notion that he has in his head. We keep telling him just to let her do it and go have some fun, but he's hard headed as . Well we just found out today that the girl did in fact, buy him a ticket and has a ride to pick him up in, and now he's all super depressed about it. I've never seen anyone like this before. If it was me I'd be excited as Hell for such an opportunity. Instead, he's getting drunk and bitching about it. Ugh people.
Oh yeah, and whoever created the Nyan Cat. Most annoying Internet meme ever. Ugh people.
VAR
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Originally posted by Zharen
I have a friend who lost his family member a few months ago. He's been in a pretty depressed state, constantly smoking pot and drinking expensive cognac. There's this camp out coming up next week and me and another friend agree that he would probably benefit in going. Get him out of the house for a weekend, party with some cool people and have a change of scenery. This girl he knows wanted to buy him a ticket but he kept turning her down. He just doesn't like girls buying him things, some kind of weird gentlemanly notion that he has in his head. We keep telling him just to let her do it and go have some fun, but he's hard headed as . Well we just found out today that the girl did in fact, buy him a ticket and has a ride to pick him up in, and now he's all super depressed about it. I've never seen anyone like this before. If it was me I'd be excited as Hell for such an opportunity. Instead, he's getting drunk and bitching about it. Ugh people.
Oh yeah, and whoever created the Nyan Cat. Most annoying Internet meme ever. Ugh people.
he's stuck in a hole- almost need to force him out
bananas
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oh man, that reminds me of one of the best things I have ever seen.
Traffic jam on Victoria bridge, here in Bris. We were right in the middle of the bridge at the time. There had just been a accident at the intersection, inbound, and all traffic had stopped.
I was shotgun in my friend's car, and the chick in the car in front of us had her hand on the horn constantly, for 20 mins or so (like that's going to make the traffic move). The guy in front of her eventually got the s.
He stepped out of his car, walked back to hers, pulled the keys right from the ignition, and tossed them off the side into the Brisbane River. Calmly walked back to his car.
We were in absolute histerics.
Sushipunk
^^ :haha:
Ian
lmao @ Stu & that video. they drive like canadians :p
