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Examples:
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!
<@factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<@factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
http://www.bash.org/
Site is a bit slow though. |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| mwahaha, that's some great reading material!:D |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| OMFG, i browsed some more, and i have to say THANK YOU, MAN!!!!!! that is the funniest webpage i've ever seen! EVER!!! so LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!! |
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| Scottaculous |
I'm cracking up myself. :D
More exerpts!
#25778 +(6)- [X]
<@kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<@kisama_> I <3 YOU
<@Swish> you "less than three" him?
<@kisama_> please.
<@kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<@kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<@Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<@Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<@kisama_> well E> is flat
<@Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<@Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<@kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<@kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<@kisama_> weirdo.
* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky
<@Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there
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| Hi-Voltage |
ROFL!
that's a good one too>
Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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| Acid Junkie |
< GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
< chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
< chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
< chirpet> Always.
< chirpet> So shut up.
< chirpet> pigfuˆker.
< Goku> :O
< kepler> hold that face goku
*kepler unzips
*aegis runs away
< blazemore> omg i love this song
< blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
< Javi>yeah, that's a bad ass song
< @Toilet> you suck
< Bundy> you swallow
< @Toilet> hell, you gargle
< blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
< TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
< Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick
< Korben>
< darkraZor> yes,
< Soopa> i agree
< darkraZor> ...indeed
< Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
< Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
< rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
< rewben> it even w0rkz
< m0f73> @)!!!!!
< m0f73> theres no h in w00t
< Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
< Kashan> masturbate more
< Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
< Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
< Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
< LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
< RadiX> I had a thought
< Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
< RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was
<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently.
<@SYch0>
<@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought
<@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again
< superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
< GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
< superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
< GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue::stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
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| thewarpbrothers |
| what the is wtf :haha: |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by thewarpbrothers
what the is wtf :haha: |
RTFM!
what does RTFM mean???
RTFM! |
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| Tiesto |
| quote: |
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that still alive"
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| Sand Leaper |
More here:
| quote: | | (@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything. |
Some might be offended by this....
| quote: | | < Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing |
WTF??!!!:haha:
| quote: | | < Blaxthos > any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ? |
How low can you go....:rolleyes:
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< Fiction > man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!!
< Fiction > they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline
< MaCk > then why don't you marry it
< Fiction > cause I want to marry you, Mack
< MaCk > ewh
<[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack.
<[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates.
* Fiction makes moon eyes at mack
* [enki] shakes his head.
<[enki]> I knew this would happen.
* Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack
* [enki] preps the firehose.
* Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back
< Fiction > someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming
< Fiction > we'll be so happy!
<[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work.
< Fiction > YEAH!
< Fiction > only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers
< MaCk > SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
< MaCk > someone is going to die
< Fiction > and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them
<[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets.
< Fiction > and we'll drink coors
< MaCk > I hate you guys
< Fiction > cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer
< Fiction > or at least I'll tell you it's real
< Fiction > and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV
< MaCk > I hate you all
< Fiction > c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO!
<[enki]> LOL
*** MaCk has quit IRC
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ROFL!What a comeback!!!!:haha::haha: |
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| olleman |
| Sand Leaper always had good taste :) |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
when i read this i honestly started laughing my ass off!!!
* Xian just heard a loud bang outside
[Xian] OMG The pizza boy hit our car
[Valv] WHAT?
[Boko] Is the pizza okay!?!?'
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