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Trance Life - A ongoing COR fanfiction (pg. 5)
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| netroM |
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| aNYthing |
Note to self:
Alt + Knowledge of COR anals (yeah) + references to inside jokes + Stroking the egoes of the "TA popular kids" + really primitive "humour" = :stongue: , #WINNING
Ok, got it.
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
COR = inside jokes + egoes + really primitive "humour" |
ftfy |
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| tubularbills |
| lol great stories |
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| Lira |
Actually, I think the reason why we're all laughing is because this was quite unexpected (doing it again probably won't work) and of all the nonsense involved. I mean:
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike4Trance
"Did you just say their?", PKC asked. |
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How can you not laugh at the possibility of Googoly actually saying that in real life? And before it sounds downright impossible, Nef, you've been to Brazil, you probably remember Brazilians do manage to distinguish "there", "they're" and "their" in spoken language :p |
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| Mike4Trance |
Chapter 8
"What the is going on here?", Fledz asked.
"I dun told you it's a conspiracy. They let Lira disappear and replaced him with Googooly to up our language skills", PKC said.
"And who are they? The CIA?"
"The jews. It's they're... Goddamit! ... I mean it's there revenge on the grammar nazis."
"Makes sense", I said. "That Cape Town story sounded suspicious from the beginning. How do we find Lira?"
Sushi said he had his number and that we should just call. He took out his cell phone, put it on speaker and dialed. "Hey Lira, pick up the phone. Come on mate, you've got a call. Pick up the phone mate, come on...", Stu said as it rang.
"Hello?"
"Lira? Its Stu, where are you?"
"I'm not sure. There was a storm and it blew me into this strange and distant country called AUS. Oh, and I found a nice pair of new sneakers here, I think they're magical." The connection was quite bad, with a lot of interference.
"You need to come back. Googooly is ruining our language."
"I wish I could. I was told only the Wizard of AUS can bring me back. And I'm also in a bit of trouble here. Some crazy chick is after me. I think her name is Jenny, but people only call her The Wicked Bitch of the West."
"What? Whose the Wizard of AUS?", I asked.
"Me", PKC said.
"OK, hold on Lira. We're gonna bring you back." But the connection had already broken.
"So can you do it, PKC? Can you help Lira escape from AUS?"
"I can", he said, "but I'll need three things. A philosophy book, a happy hardcore CD and a Japanese girl with big ." |
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| Lira |
| quote: | | "Whose the Wizard of AUS?", I asked. |
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Very punny, mister :p |
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| Mike4Trance |
Chapter 9
Fledz said he would try to find a Japanese chick while Stu started to search his Cds for some Happy Hardcore. Meanwhile I was supposed to find a philosophy book.
"Take care Mike", Stu said as I left. He said it in such an utterly gay fashion that it felt uncomfortable and reminded me of the note he had passed me in class. Thus I decided to go back to the wise Xenocreator first and ask him for advice.
"Wup! Your friend surely has a lot of weird diseases. First the dancing, now the gay. Maybe he wants to visit my goat one day? Wup?"
"Is there any way to cure him?"
"Wup! Yes. Just as you cure dancing by the most danceable track you can cure the gay by the biggest faggot on earth. Wup!"
That was great news, as Bas and Clovis were scheduled to play on some rooftop the next day. So I rushed to the nearest bookstore and grabbed something by Nietzsche. The girl at the counter was a hot blonde.
"Hi, I'm Barbina", she said as I paid. "I don't make a big deal out of it, but I'm lesbian. You know, it makes me kind of special, and my parents are totally OK with it. But I'm not completely happy with my life, though not because I'm lesbian, so sometimes I like to..." I ignored her and went back to Sushi's place.
Fledz had brought a chick with huge boobs, but she was blonde and clearly not Japanese. "Her name is TTOKKYO, that should be close enough", he explained.
Stu had only found an old Eurodance CD, which wasn't perfect either, but we agreed that cheesy and fast-paced crap would do. We placed everything in the middle of the room.
"Do you magic, Wizard of AUS", I said.
PKC put down his pants and waved his magic wand. After a bright flash a German appeared and yelled "Sieg Heil!"
"Who the are you", we asked.
"Meat187. I swear guys, I'm not an alt."
"Who?", PKC asked again and made him disappear. "Seems like the stuff we got isn't good enough. Do you have something Japanese around the house, Stu?"
He looked around a bit and then said: "I found this pack of Ramen noodles. And a fake beard from last Halloween."
"Great", PKC said. "Let's try again." |
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| bas |
| This is hilarious :stongue: |
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| Amduscias |
| :stongue: This is amazing |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
this is the summation of ten years of awesomeness in the c0r. it's the final product.
swamper is behind this.
when the fanfic ends he's going to delete the c0r |
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